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- 2nd
- 09:16 am
i had to read the cake to know who i was singing happy birthday to
- 13 comments
- 3rd
- 11:57 am
quit talking about that, it's boring. you're boring everyone!
- 20 comments
12:46 pmhah hah! whoo! rock! whoo!
- 21 comments
- 6th
- 11:05 am
what will i do with all these scarves i bought?
- 16 comments
- 8th
- 11:22 am
"great" meaning large or immense we use it in the pejorative sense
- 9 comments
09:29 pmmy parents were always after me to groom myself and wear underpants
- 36 comments
- 9th
- 10:52 am
trab pu kcip
- 14 comments
03:09 pmthey know you are talking about them
- 31 comments
- 10th
- 02:42 pm
and pinkens your teeth as you chew!
- 32 comments
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03:35 pmguess i forgot to put the foglights in
- 1 comment
- 11th
- 12:25 pm
if you do not remedy this malparkage within seventy-two hours
- 9 comments
02:31 pmnote: next year, order fewer cards
- 1 comment
- 12th
- 08:33 am
it's the american way
- 1 comment
- 13th
- 09:46 am
those are just prizes! ooh, a blasting cap!
- 10 comments
- 15th
- 06:28 am
you jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive, turkey
- 31 comments
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02:19 pmaren't we all a little crazy? i know i am!
- 11 comments
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03:51 pmshut up, dammit!
- 34 comments
- 16th
- 10:11 am
your handshake is firm and manly, but your skin is soft as a velvet child
- 13 comments
03:12 pmwouldn't you rather have your sugar bag?
- 9 comments
- 17th
- 09:48 am
marge, dear, would you kindly pass me a doughnut?
- 22 comments
- 18th
- 09:58 am
remember me as i am...filled with murderous rage
- 5 comments
02:47 pmthe guy i'm really looking for, wink, is mr. bribe, wink wink
- 1 comment
04:14 pm*she* lives with *ME*!
- 20 comments
- 19th
- 11:27 am
lousy smarch weather
- 56 comments
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- 22nd
- 08:20 am
you're steering fine, boy. hard to the right!
- 10 comments
02:52 pmjuMANji!!
- 37 comments
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- 23rd
- 08:23 am
as an environmentalist, i'm against that
- 15 comments
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- 24th
- 10:46 am
yes, i am the easily suggestible type
- 7 comments
- 25th
- 09:07 am
not now, i'm...too drunk
- 17 comments
11:31 ammarge! she's gonna narc on our stash!
- 4 comments
03:41 pmmaybe you could've been "nicer" to principal skinner....
- 45 comments
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- 26th
- 07:32 am
*everybody* makes fun of the popli kids!
- 38 comments
01:09 pmwomen will like what i tell them to like
- 13 comments
- 29th
- 08:31 am
cubicles are for closers
- 45 comments
11:08 amsee you in hell, candy boys!
- 143 comments
03:17 pmi feel like a kid in some kind of a store
- 6 comments
- 30th
- 09:04 am
did she just say she used to be a dude?!?
- 9 comments
01:00 pmmarge, where's that...metal dealy...you use...to dig...food...?
- 16 comments
02:39 pmthinking hurts
- 51 comments
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