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AHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

I AM WATCHING THE AUDIO COMMENTARY FOR THE *NSYNC EPISODE OF THE SIMPSONS AND THE FIRST THING I HEAR IS "I'M CHRIS KIRKPATRICK AND I SELL STUBBLEGLITTER".

WTF AHAHAHHAHAH

OH MY GOD Y'ALL

Last night I was randomly watching a bunch of video files that I'd stored on my portable HD over the years (the glory of owning a Playstation 3 is that I can just plug in my HD and watch stuff on the big tv screen), and I found this (right-click download if you want it):

nsync - itv interview (uncut), february 19, 2001

They each do a solo interview, then a big group one. Probably everybody has seen this already? But I hadn't, and OMG. I wish I'd seen it when I was in the throes of popslash, because it's the most footage in one place where they're not using their interview personas and whatnot. Some of the things that stood out:

- everybody is pissed at Joey. Poor Joey! Also Joey just can't tell when a joke is over. Also he keeps playing JC like JC is a percussive instrument.
- Lance can turn it on and off like a motherfucker, plus is kind of more wryly acerbic than I thought he'd be. There's a point where he makes an aside joke to Justin implying that they fuck farm animals or something. NO, SERIOUSLY.
- Chris says "skatin" with no g on the end exactly the same way that cathybites and her sister say any word that's supposed to have a g on the end. Is this a Pennsylvania thing?? Plus, he is fun to watch but jeezum crow I would murder him in five minutes flat in real life.
- this is the most Southern I have ever heard Justin sound; also, I forgot how much I hate this phase where he says "just kidding" after EVERYTHING.
- despite the fact that he clearly finds the stock questions aggravating, JC's rambling would test the patience of a statue. But oh sweet heavens is he ever pretty (plus this is the dating-Bobbie era, which, YUM)! Why, JC-OF-TODAY, WHY DO YOU INSIST ON WEARING YOUR HAIR IN A FACSIMILE OF A GENTLEMAN'S DRESS SHOE, WHY

In conclusion: THREEMANBUS HOMG. Your conclusions will differ, but that's what *I* love, of course. *g*

turps33 wanted us to make posts with pop pictures. And, I mean -- I've got a smorgasbord of nonsense hanging around my webspace/harddrive, so ( why not. )

Major sympathies for all those lost in the DreamHost witchhunt. That sucks and I hope they're forced to rescind their position.

On a happier note:



EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Krissy has the text of the accompanying article in her journal, for anybody interested. I'll just be here admiring Momma's starry dress as she languishes in babyboy's arms, thank you very much.

Also, I got a score of 86% and a comment of "Wow! You are awesome! You are a true Biblical scholar, not just a hearer but a personal reader! The books, the characters, the events, the verses - you know it all! You are fantastic!" from that Ultimate Bible Quiz, which isn't terribly impressive to tell the truth because you could tell what half the answers were from the ridiculous options. I mean, I've read the Bible from cover to cover a few times, but somehow I don't think that really made a difference here with the answer options being stuff like 'Chinese take-out' and 'Rip Van Winkle'.

Well, I guess that's enough of a break. Back to the precis-writing, sigh.

More Justiny stuff from the UK GQ, again scanned by the marvelous and magnificent bon1138.



( International Pop Sensation!! )

Dear Lynn Harless,

My friend marej who likes vacherin and blueberries olives thought of you when she saw Lance come out in People magazine. Which is probably fitting, since I'm sure you and Diane discussed it back in Germany, right? Sitting around drinking big steins of Hoegaarden and fending off guys with moustaches, and then whispering in Diane's ear near the end of the night that you thought Justin might be, y'know, that way and not saying anything about Lance but knowing from the way Diane went so still that she'd thought about her son too? Ah, it was probably nothing like that. But still.

But keep thinking supportive thoughts for the people fighting the good fight in Washington State, man. They can always come up to Vancouver and get married, but of course it's the principle of the thing that matters and not the mechanics. Solidarity, sistren.

love,
maggie

Oh my god y'all!!

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When did this happen and why, god, WHY?!?!?

- There's a transcript of an interview with X-Tina and some pretty photos up over at ohnotheydidnt, but for my money the best part of the whole thing is this quote about being at a Prince concert: "When a deeply intoxicated white guy is pulled from the crowd and forced to...dance, sort of, Aguilera and Timberlake crack up, bending over the railing." Hee! My mean little golden twin-godling siblings.

- Have you been wanting to make more friends on the Supernatural fandom circuit? Well then glitterdemon's Supernatural Friending Meme is for you!

- Now, glockgal and I have been watching Party of Five recently and we just finished the second season. What I want to know is -- did ANYBODY like Neve Campbell's character? Was she seriously beloved by fans of the show? Because she makes us absolutely livid, to the point where we have to fast-forward her scenes or we just seethe and shout all through them. It's like watching Angel and enduring that goddamned Fred all over again!

Soon, I will post a TV Quotes Meme. But in a different post, so I can screen the comments for better playability! Yaaay!

Last week of school. I cannot tell you how happy this makes me; although I seem to be doing quite well in all five of my classes, any more of this and I would have IMPLODED from the stress. And I miss you, friendslist!

. glockgal insisted that we start listening to Christmas music in the car the very day after American Thanksgiving. Which means the *nsync Xmas album, which is always demented fun. This is what I imagine their feelings about the album were:

JOEY: Sweet! Now that you can actually *hear* me on some of these songs, people will believe I'm in the group!!...why is my life so sad!??!
JUSTIN: Singing through my nose will prove the depths of my emotion!
LANCE: Why are you all so cruel to me?!?
CHRIS: Someday, I will look back on all this and smile. Someday, dear god.
JC: I believe that the best way to show the true spirit of Christmas is to hear a skinny white boy's best Mahalia Jackson. More eggnog, please! And lots of rum! In fact, FORGET THE EGGNOG!!

. This is the kind of thing you can expect from a government whose current Minister of Foreign Affairs is a Frenchified Harry Potter villain. And to top it all off, Paul Martin has let down his BFF Bono! Maybe they'll do like me and my BFF did in high school and write long melodramatic letters to each other that they surreptitiously drop off through the mail slots at each others' houses. Only when my BFF did that, the front door happened to be open at the time, so I sat on my sofa and watched bemused through the screen as she deposited the letter and then stomped off. ahahha!

. also: BWHAHAHAHAH!! Oh, Supernatural. I am rapidly becoming obsessed with you, due majorly to the fact that from what I've noticed, you really do your research about magic and ghosties and whatnot. Hee!

I don't know why Bev is trying to contest Dear Lynn Harless's standing as the drama-momma of the bunch, but hey, whatever. As if I listen to any of the so-called "insiders" anyway; half the time, the *official* *nsync press releases are inane junk.

It would take too much energy to work up an opinion on this whole thing one way or another -- although I have the sneaking suspicion that even if I did take sides, I still wouldn't have to add as many disclaimers and modifiers as if I'd expressed an opinion on JC's hair or Lance's nose because omg they are entitled to do what they want stfu h0r.