remember me as i am...filled with murderous rage

[bossymarmalade]

I hear it's krissita's birthday. Too bad I hate her, much like I hate *nsync and fandom and lj and y'know, I just really hate birthdays in general. I mean, some fucking day where everybody's all fakey nice to you just because your mom's womb decided it was sick and fucking tired of having you around, even though now we're stuck with having you around and we're not any happier about it? That's bullshit, man. Not to mention how much I hate presents (stupid presents!), and balloons, and streamers (damnable streamers!), and fucking cake. God, how I LOATHE that infernal goddamn birthday cake.

Fuckin' birthdays, man. Nothing but hate.

(only the best for you, babygirl. *snug*)

Comments

[isilya]

Birthday cake gets a whole ring of hell to itself, man.

GIve me a nice un-spittleandwaxladen tuna fish sandwich, any day, man.

Make with Wonder Bread and Wonder Whip, of course.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

mmmmm, birthday tunafish, Timberlake-style! That sounds like a tradition I could wholeheartedly ascribe to. Heh!

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[darkvictory.livejournal.com]

remember me as i am...filled with murderous rage

Tell my wife my last thoughts were of her...torturing and blinding Abe Simpson.

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[xoverau.livejournal.com]

*grins* That's an eyecatching birthday post.

[krissita.livejournal.com]

Mmmm. If I could hate you anymore right now, I would. But I don't think that's humanly possible.

::mwah:: Thank you, sweetie! :-)