miss maggie (
bossymarmalade) wrote2003-09-18 02:47 pm
the guy i'm really looking for, wink, is mr. bribe, wink wink
So, the Twelve Year-Old Boss and I sat through a meeting with a couple of office supply people who want to lure us over to their company. A long meeting. And then when they left:
TWOB: What I really wanted to ask them is -- do you think you could take Supplier A in a deathmatch? Because he could take either of you down, but together you might stand a chance.
ME: And then we could sing that Star Trek fight-music over them.
TWOB: When will they learn that if they want our business, they should just bribe us?
We had Johnny Cash playing earlier. If there's anything nicer than listening to a real live guy singing along with Johnny, it wasn't sitting in my office this morning.
I finally saw Justin's Ellen appearance last night, or as I call it in my head, the Monstrously Big Hands appearance. I don't think I looked at anything but his fingers. But why can't I hug him like Ellen does? I want to sooooo bad! Hugging tall people is fun.
Also, I'm supposed to go for lunch with
silvrsolace and she still ain't here. Weh!
TWOB: What I really wanted to ask them is -- do you think you could take Supplier A in a deathmatch? Because he could take either of you down, but together you might stand a chance.
ME: And then we could sing that Star Trek fight-music over them.
TWOB: When will they learn that if they want our business, they should just bribe us?
We had Johnny Cash playing earlier. If there's anything nicer than listening to a real live guy singing along with Johnny, it wasn't sitting in my office this morning.
I finally saw Justin's Ellen appearance last night, or as I call it in my head, the Monstrously Big Hands appearance. I don't think I looked at anything but his fingers. But why can't I hug him like Ellen does? I want to sooooo bad! Hugging tall people is fun.
Also, I'm supposed to go for lunch with

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