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miss maggie ([personal profile] bossymarmalade) wrote2003-09-03 12:46 pm

hah hah! whoo! rock! whoo!

Nine months of slaving away and writing ballads with pieces of his soul embedded into them, and it had been shelved, wonderful.

JC wasn't bitter; he just wanted a little credit where it was due, but even that was too much to ask. He hadn't even intend going Justin style and doing the solo thing, but it had come around and like everything else, he'd given it his best shot. JC wouldn't have cared if the album had gone out and completely bombed, but he cared it hadn't even been given the chance.

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JC had seen this footage a billion times, but every time he saw it he couldn't help but be amazed by Justin's arrogance and smugness. It really sickened JC, as it did every other Nsync member, to watch Justin rave on about his solo and talk about Nsync as though it was the dumbest thing he'd ever done, as though it hadn't made him what he was today.

JC silently implored Justin to stop using the word `like' so often, just because he hung out with dumbass people like Britney Spears and Pharell Williams, it didn't mean he had to speak like them.


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...well, I didn't write this -- it was penned by a certified teenie. Sounds pretty indistinguishable from lj as of late, though, doesn't it? Ahhhh, fandom.

[identity profile] violetisblue.livejournal.com 2003-09-03 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Slaving away barefoot and pregnant over a hot ballad is sure to crush any fragile, gentle spirit such as his.
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2003-09-03 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
It's so sad! And his brutish lout of a record label doesn't even seem to care!
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[identity profile] flabbergast.livejournal.com 2003-09-03 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
The last paragr-- um. sentence? is the the funniest and the most confusing thing I have ever read in my LIFE! ...okay, fine, maybe not the funniest and the most confusing, but it's up there. I mean, wtf? No, seriously. Wtf?!?

As for the rest? Aaaaahahaha! I think that pretty much covers it. [dusts off hands]
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2003-09-03 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude. WTF?!?!? I'm, like, totally with you on that.

[identity profile] marej.livejournal.com 2003-09-03 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
well, I didn't write this --


Gee, thanks for scaring me half to death, dude.

In 3 seconds that it took me to read to this point, I honestly thought I'll have to actually, like, get off my *ass* and, like, *do* something to get the damn body snatcher out of your neck.
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2003-09-03 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Three seconds of your life you'll never get back, muaahahahah! But I guess it's better than reading this kind of thing for *real* and not in the guise of teeniefic.

Also, I am touched that you would come rescue me. So sweet! *claps in delight*

[identity profile] sugarhigh9104.livejournal.com 2003-09-03 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
WELL I FOR ONE AGREE!!!


Justin uses the word "like" far too often.

Ant
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2003-09-03 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
*weeps*

You're so meeeeeean!

[identity profile] cathybites.livejournal.com 2003-09-03 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Nine months of slaving away and writing ballads with pieces of his soul embedded into them

Is this mpreg? If not, it should be, something with how Justin has abandoned the beautiful music he and JC had created together, and now it's up to JC to put together the album himself, all the while watching as Justin tramps around, creating beautiful music with others. Maybe ending with Justin coming home to JC at the end, only to find JC lying in a pool of blood and ink, mussed up music sheets littering the floor around his hips.
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2003-09-03 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my GOD. That's beautiful, in a fucked up Pillow Book crack-addled kind of way. A pool of blood and ink! I'm in love.

[identity profile] cathybites.livejournal.com 2003-09-03 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
see, that's my problem with teenie fics: they're never quite as fucked up as I want them to be. Like the one where JC befriends cockroaches? Nowhere near as fabulous as what I had thought it would be, with JC hiding in the sewers and amassing an army of cockroaches, holding them in his hand and whispering his plans for world domination into their...er...uh, antenna.

[identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com 2003-09-03 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I say you get right on that cockroach world domination fic. I would read it. Totally. And, like, um it would totally like rule.

[identity profile] cathybites.livejournal.com 2003-09-03 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
hey now, don't be putting ideas in my head.

[identity profile] sparkymonster.livejournal.com 2003-09-04 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
bwah! I can't stop laughing. My coworkers are very confused. Again.

[identity profile] navia.livejournal.com 2003-09-03 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude. Yes. I hope somebody reads this and runs with it.

[identity profile] cathybites.livejournal.com 2003-09-04 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
You're insane. But I like that about you.

[identity profile] overloved.livejournal.com 2003-09-03 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
...peices of his soul embedded in them like peices of dried pineapple in a fruitcake!

God Bless the Teenies: it's not just an age-group; it's a state of mind.

[identity profile] katlike.livejournal.com 2003-09-03 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Nine months of slaving away and writing ballads with pieces of his soul embedded into them...

I feel that slivers of soul would have been better here, to properly describe JC's unfathomable ocean of pain. Other than that, it's as if they're reporting direct from JC's brain. It's uncanny!

[identity profile] xoverau.livejournal.com 2003-09-03 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, that almost reads like a joke. It's grammatical, characterized crap. It's what I'd write if I was imitating badfic.

[identity profile] lain7.livejournal.com 2003-09-03 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmm, battle of smarts. JC vs Pharrell. Will the human spirit triumph? Dreaming about sex all day certainly gives JC the edge...

Badfics are the light of my life.

[identity profile] navia.livejournal.com 2003-09-03 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Aaaaah, this brand of Mary Sue makes me want to tear my hair out. I don't even know who it is, and I hate this author! If you're reading this, teenie, STOP WRITING. PUT THE KEYBOARD AWAY. I HATE YOU.