juMANji!!

[bossymarmalade]

Not that this was brought on by marej or anything *cough*, but I figured I should sketch out some points to address when I finally do write that self-indulgent cross-fandom-behaviour analysis. *g*

Magical Me!!

- is half-hearted attempt to stop referring to Justin's "pretty pretty mouth" in every single fic really necessary? ditto any line concerning Chris's sharp little teeth.

- figure out why most HP fic that isn't either heavily Ron-related or Lucius/Draco bores me stupid, and what this has to do with Lynncest (if anything).

- why do I make JC such a bitch? and why am I so uninclined to change this? why does it, in fact, fill me with unimaginable love for him, as does harping on about his stubby fingers?

- must stop cackling with indulgent glee whenever I see Saruman. must also stop loudly referring to him as "my concubine", quiz results nonwithstanding.

- does my preference for fic!Britney over real!Britney indicate my deep-seated inherent misogyny (largely influenced by the sexist skew of popular media and feminist pressure) rising to the fore? or do I just find real!Britney kind of freaky?

- my dislike of Wade and Trace no matter who writes them is due to one of two things: failure to keep up with trends, or the courage of my convictions. elaborate, with examples and without invoking Snacky's Law.

- perhaps I keep thinking of stories to write about Alex Summers because I, too, am fruitlessly jealous and bitter, bitter, BITTER. perhaps I too feel ignored and overshadowed. perhaps I too feel as though I've been ill-treated and jerked around. the point being -- must write magneto/havok smutfest.

- recall that I once wrote Stuart from the UK QAF copping off with some young stud named "Brian." do I have my finger on the pulse of pop culture, am I psychic, or am I the reincarnation of Elijah Wood?

- relatedly, is trying to find ways to slash Frodo and Ryan Phillippe's character in Gosford Park going too far?

- explore theory that my irrational and overweening hatred for Chris Thormann is in truth self-loathing. must examine past for blocked memories of going blind/being dull/crapping self.


There, that should do it.

Comments

[callmesandy.livejournal.com]

Dude, the Ron and Trace things make me want to have your babies, so clearly the whole writing a boring, self-indulgent essay plan isn't working.

Also, do you also hate Steve Buscemi or is it just Chris Thormann?

Plus, write more bitch!JC fic, man. Please?

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Ron! Wonderful wry underappreciated Ron. And I just don't get Trace. I've tried, oh I've tried, but it ain't happening.

I like Steve Buscemi a whole lot, and in fact, I like Lee Tergeson fine -- it's just Thormann! My loathing makes no sense, but it keeps me going.

And I think all my JCs are pretty much bitch!JCs, so no worries, dollface. *g*

[callmesandy.livejournal.com]

Ron, poor bastard. He's not irritating! He's Ron-ilicious! Or something. He should be in more fanfic. Preferably getting laid (and my preference would be Harry, but hey, I'll take what I can get.)

I'm a sealed mouth on Trace, man. I agree with you, but I'll just leave it there.

Also, I was confuzzled, as I thought Steve Buscemi played Chris Thormann, but no, I'm a doofus. Even after spending all day yesterday watching Homicide where he was in many episodes ...

Hmmmmmmmmmm, bitchy!JC. It doesn't strike me as non-canonical.

[overloved.livejournal.com]

Ron-ilicious!

BWAH!!

[marej.livejournal.com]

oh you horrible wench! Did you have to make my howl out loud? Did you, did you, DID YOU????

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I did indeed! Because it's ALL YOUR FAULT that I even thought to do this in the first place. When I actually do write the essays based on this, I'm sending you a bound copy. *g*

[tsamm.livejournal.com]

Because what YOU wonder becomes all about ME in my twisted head:

why do I make JC such a bitch?

Maybe because you know it's hothothot? That's how I experience it, anyway.

explore theory that my irrational and overweening hatred for Chris Thormann is in truth self-loathing. must examine past for blocked memories of going blind/being dull/crapping self.

Don't forget the terminal earnestness. I think that's what really makes me want to kick him -- he's the Pollyanna of the blind and self-soiling set. And as (possibly) the most earnest person ever, I totally connect with the sweet, sweet mouth balm of self-hatred in this regard.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

JC being a bitch is pretty damn hot. I love to read him, I love to write him -- hell, I'd even love to fuck him. Of course, being JC, he'd laugh in my face and condescendingly call me "sweetie" and go to bed upstairs ABANDONING me to be kicked out by his minions. Hah!

Thormann was so painfully earnest! And I've realized that I'm okay with him when he's functional and moving around, calling the detectives in on the same murder twice or re-lighting Munch's candle (oooh, dirty); it's only when he becomes a whiny defecating waste of plot that I really make objections to his existence. grrrr!

[tsamm.livejournal.com]

go to bed upstairs ABANDONING me to be kicked out by his minions.

I can't decide which I love more, abandoning or KICKING OUT. Abandoning is awesome, because how did he *do* it? I imagine he said nothing to anyone; he just quietly arrived at "bored now" in his pretty little head and then stood up and *left.* And they all sat there waiting for him to come back, and he never did! Ever! As for kicking people OUT, that's excellent in a whole other way. "Bye now, sweetie," with a not-too-gentle push in the small of the back. It makes me shiver in sick delight. Then, see, the next morning he gets up, pulls on his "Hustler" cap and goes out to eat salad . . . with a (different) GIRL.

Eh. I'm obviously very, very wrong today.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

There is never any wrongness when delighting over JC's treatment of groupies. KICKING OUT is indeed fabulous as well, especially when it's JC and Justin doing the kicking out. mmmmmmm, pretty pretty cruel boys! Eating salad with GIRLS!!

[fluffontop.livejournal.com]

he just quietly arrived at "bored now" in his pretty little head and then stood up and *left.*

Ohhh. *tingles* thank you.

-capp

[fluffontop.livejournal.com]

Baaaah! Loves you! If Elijah's spirit was going to jump body, I am so happy it chose you.

But please don't mess with Justin's pretty pretty mouth and Chris's sharp little teeth. They're mfeo. (and if you're old enough to tour Europe...)

--Capp.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Elijah's spirit is a nomad, man. It will not be tied down to one body!

If you're old enough to tour Europe! eeeee! Love it SO MUCH.

*snuggle*

[embitca.livejournal.com]

why do I make JC such a bitch?

Because you only ever write TRUTH!!! :)

Also, a bitchy JC is a hot JC. In fact, he's the only hot JC.

Are his fingers stubby? Gross. Don't make me look!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

And some people can't handle the TRUTH! Heh!

His fingers are a little on the stubby side. Dear JC!

[xoverau.livejournal.com]

If you manage to make that Havok/Magneto thing work, just let me know, will you?

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Heh! To date, I only have a Havok/Wolvie (http://members.tripod.com/MaggieCat/comicfic/meltdown.html) thing to my name, from back when I was a delicate slash flowerling and couldn't even use the word "cock." Oh, how the times have changed!

[xoverau.livejournal.com]

Awww.

I was like that in my first feedback about slash. "Oh, my. You, um. I really liked. um, that. yes." *blush* *wince* *cringe*

[thebitchtrolls.livejournal.com]

Times have changed, I couldn't use the chicken word either back then. Not online, anway, I seemed to say it easy enough in some company... (And Glock DID say she'd do a picture from that story, she did! I remember! Prod her in the side and make fun of her until she puts out! And you said you'd write Havok/Lance... yes, I remember all.)

Ditto on the gimme gimme for Havok/Magneto. I'd even break my don't-promise-betas-you-stupid-lazy-cow rule for a chance to get a peek at that one.

*thinks about Havok/Magneto*

*goes away for some alone-time*

- Lennie.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Havok/Lance

I SO don't remember that, man. I shall have to try and remember what the hell sparked that idea in the first place.

And I do poke Lori for the picture! She says other people nag her for it too. Your powers are amazing and far-reaching!

[thebitchtrolls.livejournal.com]

I SO don't remember that, man. I shall have to try and remember what the hell sparked that idea in the first place.

We were mocking our fandoms on F_W, got there somehow, and you said that it was a great idea and you'd have to try it. I'm not sure what the idea exactly was or how it started and unless LJ unsuspends, we probably never will.

Which still totally means you should do it. Think of it as spite.

- Lennie.

[thebitchtrolls.livejournal.com]

Dude. First of all, we're all bitter cynical and twisted, and quite probably alcoholic like Alex. And you have to write the Havok/Magneto smutfest, because there would be love! LOVE!

Also, I just had to reread Meltdown and my gods. Okay, so you couldn't say cock. But still. Niiiiiiiiiicce. Very very.

*grins*

Like. Very.

And y'know Alex is the coolest character ever, 'cause he actually wore the Goblin outfit, and he fucked, er, got fucked on a squeaky bed to piss off newlyweds.

[thebitchtrolls.livejournal.com]

That was me. Eddie. Um.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Alcoholic like Alex! Maybe that was the connection prompting me to think of Havok/Lance. He truly is the coolest character EVER. Which makes us all cool by proxy! Hurrah! *g*

[thebitchtrolls.livejournal.com]

See, now there's an icon I need my iconbitch to make (as I cannae make icons to save myself)

[PICTURE OF PINK CHEEKED, PREFERABLY BITCH LANCE] We all want to be alcoholic like Alex.

Only, y'know, then BSB people would get snarky, 'cause, y'know, AJ, and we'd be all like, NO! We mean Scott's brother, the one who keeps being dead, and then there'd be a scrag fight between ex-comicers and BSB fans about the political correcteness, and we'd have to explain that if you kept being dead, and had a father like his, and had to spend time in the outback and wear the goblin prince outfit and got involved in your brother's fucked up marriage to his girlfriend's clone you'd be alcoholic to, and they'd be all, but AJ!! and we'd get fandom wanked.

And we'd probably deserve it.

But secretly, we're all cool 'cause Havok is cool. So ner.

-Eddie

[pirateyes.livejournal.com]

Honey, anything you want to do with Gosford Park is so beyond fine with me, as I'm sure you know. And I can just imagine the things Henry'd have to say about the furry, furry feet.

How dare you not like Trace! Shame on you. And so on.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I tried to like Trace, what with people whose writing I love doing stories with him, but -- meh. He continues to not blip my radar.

mmmmm, Henry/Frodo. It's a match made in turn-of-the-century Middle Earth, or something.

[pirateyes.livejournal.com]

I'll blip your radar! *shakes fist*

Um, yeah. Simpsons references don't really become me. And I don't really care if you don't like Trace. Although I would love for you to read my Trace-ish fics and send me pretty, pretty feedback, I can't be entirely selfish.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I would love to read your fics, Trace or otherwise, but your site isn't back up yet, is it? If it is, feel free to whap me over the head and point me towards it. please please please!

And Simpsons refs are becoming on everybody, baby.

[wgsarah.livejournal.com]

Havok/Magneto? Ye Gods and ye little fishes, girl.

Well, at least it's not Joseph.

::ducks::

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

eeeeeiw! Joseph! EEEEEEIWW! I'd all but forgotten his existence, you wicked wicked creature!

[wgsarah.livejournal.com]

Muahahahahahahaha! Oh, poor Rogue! First she loses Gambit to Bobby and now Joseph & Erik to Alex! Whatever will she do!? It's not enough that Erik is carrying on with Chuck! What next?! Will Scott fall prey to Jamie Madrox's multiple charms? Tune in tomorrow, faithful readers and true believers! Same bat time, same bat LJ!

...

I'm sorry. Did I mention I spent two hours in my car this morning?

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

You poor, poor batty creature. *pets*

[loveflyfree.livejournal.com]

- relatedly, is trying to find ways to slash Frodo and Ryan Phillippe's character in Gosford Park going too far?

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Great. Now there's tea all over my moniter. :) Oh sweet Jeebus. I've been rendered retarded by the giggles.

I smell a new OTP. ;p

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

For some reason, I misread that as "now there's tea all over my mother," which although funny, was kind of sad as well. I'm glad I didn't make you spit tea on your mom. *g*

Henry/Frodo! If I were a smarter person, I would've chosen Sebastian/McPhee, or Oliver/Casey or some other permutation of their respective movie roles, but no. I'm a moron. Heh!

[stargems.livejournal.com]

I realize I"m late, but have you started writing yet??? Particularly the part when Justin and JC are sharing bored expressions and diss the the dumbass groupies and go upstairs and have sex??

Did I make that last part up? Perhaps. Feel free to substitute your OTP of choice.

And you're not so much evil as hysterical...at least from where I"m sitting. ;)

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

aaahahahah! Oh dude -- don't joke about me writing the JC/Justin KICKOUT of groupies, because beth666ann and I have plans, oh yes indeedy. Maybe you're psychic! Or the reincarnation of Elijah Wood! 'Fess up!