my parents were always after me to groom myself and wear underpants

[bossymarmalade]

Y'all, I am holding back from doing the icons meme, because I am a total sucker for it and I really shouldn't do it and slow lj down any more.

But along those lines, a nice little segueway into a nice little gip. I was gonna say "surreptitious", but now that I've announced it, it wouldn't be, would it?

Made by the wondermous smartlikejustin, may she always have plentiful sneakers and bling.

Comments

[lain7.livejournal.com]

Inspiring, yo. ;)

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

mmmmmm, snub-line. Tastes like really bitchy chicken!

[throughadoor.livejournal.com]

hey, i recognize that icon! beautiful. also, i think i have some re-arranging and uploading to do this afternoon ....

[lain7.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday! Somewhere out there, record execs, marketing people and dedicated fans are standing in line to be snubbed by JC on this special day. No one but himself is worthy.

[throughadoor.livejournal.com]

because not making an album leaves extra hours in the day for snubbing! mmm, snubbing.

[luvscratches.livejournal.com]

hehehe...

If I were to do that icon meme that would so be the icon I'd choose for you. Love it.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

*g* Dude, it's fantastic, innit? K knows just what I like!

[ex_halo669]

hahahahaha...dude, you should see all the icons I channeled my....whatever the fuck it was I was feeling...into this afternoon.

one of my favourites says, "because YOU'RE JUST NOT SPECIAL ENOUGH, THAT'S WHY!"

sometimes I'm really, really glad I live over here, way, way, waaaay the hell away from all the Other People.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

So true, so true. The drama is sometimes amusing, but mostly tedious and frustrating. And some people JUST AREN'T SPECIAL ENOUGH, DAMMIT!!!

*g*

[ex_halo669]

I'll just sit and rock and chant "disassociate! disassociate!" over and over. or kill them in my head. that works, too.

I imagine JC does the same. when he's not scrabbling round the floor, looking for his missing spine, that is ;)

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

You FOOL! Kittens don't need SPINES!

*snerk*

[ex_halo669]

of course! what was I thinking?

and it's all the easier to lick his own ass without one. while he's curled up in the sun. not releasing his album.

[chokes on own laughter]

[thebitchtrolls.livejournal.com]

Evil Jive removed his spine, thinking it would make things easier. Now he just spends all his time sleeping and blowing himself.

The best laid plans...

- Lennie.

[ex_halo669]

the fools! they played right into his plans!

seriously now. if I could spend all my time sleeping and blowing myself, I wouldn't want to put an album out, either. however, I'd be looking at a career in porn....

JC Does his friend Dallas.

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

now that's the kind of collabo I can get behind. so to speak.

[thebitchtrolls.livejournal.com]

I hear there's a better view at about 45 degrees from full-frontal.

We can borrow Julad's digital camera.

(Yes, I am drunk at 4 in the afternoon. What's your point?)

- L.

[ex_halo669]

oooh, digital getdown!

and hey, nothing wrong with being drunk at 4pm. we have timezones conspiring against us-- we need something to help us through the terrible, terrible trauma.

see? anything is justifiable. except maybe Justin's velour tracksuit.

[thebitchtrolls.livejournal.com]

That tracksuit made Faith cry 'He killed Po!' (Small sisters. Her first thought was that Justin hunted teletubbies for fun and fashion.)

- L.

[ex_halo669]

ahahahaha...I can see the headlines now.

Justin Timberlake: Remorseless Teletubby Killer.

I suppose we should just be thankful it wasn't Dipsy. that fucker is acid green.

[waves to Maggie]

[thebitchtrolls.livejournal.com]

Justin Timberlake Shows Off Trophies: shocking centrepiece of teletubby heads

Tinky-Winky's handbag is in the closet. You never know when you might need a nice tote to keep your wayward ballbags in.

*blows Maggie a kiss*

- L.

[ex_halo669]

mmmm. I suspect Tinky-Winky's handbag ain't the only thing in the closet. if you know what I'm sayin'.

mmm. wayward ballbags. they're my favourite. add a little soy sauce, and there you go. on Po's scooter, no less.

[humps Maggie's leg]

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

*snort* Youse guyses are fucking insane. Not that that's news to anybody at all, but I felt it needed reiteration. *g*

[arami.livejournal.com]

LOL!! I love that. It's perfect *GRIN*

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I love it so much! Dear, dear JC, taking his sweet-ass time with his album. Because it's the manicures that really matter. *g*

[arami.livejournal.com]

LOL! Absolutely. Must have perfect nails to record :))

[ghostoftheyear.livejournal.com]

Ha! Love it!

And I'd love to see your take on favorite icons, but I'll freely admit, half the time I'm just scrolling down to see which of mine people like. *g* [need to switch out. must make new icons. argh!]

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

*g* You're evil, to switch icons around in the middle of an icon meme! And I probably will succumb and do it, just after everybody else. There's some damn cool icons out there, man.

[ghostoftheyear.livejournal.com]

it's a segue! *g*

and yeah, I am evil. you're just noticing this? anyway, I switched out ones I hardly use and kept the ones people said they liked, so. *g*

[lemniskate.livejournal.com]

segueway?

nooooooo! I have a new obsession! ;)

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

*giggle* You and your crazy Segueway. They make no sound, man! that's creepy!

[evilprettykitty.livejournal.com]

You darling, are FABULOUS.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Danke, sweetie! Katie is truly fab because she made it, but I suppose I must have some fabulousness mahself to be given the icon. Heh!

[overloved.livejournal.com]

Your icon has made the devastating pain of disappointment and crushed dreams that much more bearable.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I'm here to help, every day and in every way. Just rest your head on my shoulder and I'll soothe you with a soft melodic rendition of "A.D.I.D.A.S".

*pet pet*

[overloved.livejournal.com]

*is soothed*

And aroused.

::humps your leg::

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

aaaaaaaaahahahhaha!!

You just made students stare at me because I startled them laughing. That's the way to be, babygirl! *sug*

[overloved.livejournal.com]

It's my zen state.