not now, i'm...too drunk

[bossymarmalade]

As a JC fan, I maybe shouldnt'a drunk so many free passionfruit martinis at the work party last ni -- no, wait! As a JC fan, that's exactly what I should have done! Excellent.

On the sad side, I woke up with a sore throat and sniffles. Bleh. I'm too cranky to even write a letter to Lynn today, although seeing her nose poking into a Lance picture fills me with love.

silvrsolace will be winging her way to Tanzania tonight. It'll be so odd not to have her over for Christmas -- first time in ten years, man. It's almost strange to think that I've known anybody who isn't related to me for that long.

Television this morning told me that Gavin Rossdale will be starring in "Constantine", the movie based on my all-time favourite comic book Hellblazer. While I have my doubts (he can act?), at least this soothes me from the horrendous Keanu Reeves rumor of last year.

Television also told me that Kylie and Danni Minogue will be writing a song together, that Beyonce wants to star in "darker" movie roles and hates the word "booty", and that Justin is so afraid of spiders he had to get somebody to come kill one for him at a hotel. But that's neither here nor there, is it.

In closing, you should read Trashy and Avoidant by beth666ann. The first is a marvelous JC/Bobbie, because they think they're the most gorgeous creatures ever and they just might be half right; the second is a calm, sweet JC/Justin story that breaks all my preconceptions about fics involving the boys' parents usually being saccharine, romanticized tripe. Oh, except Lynncest, of course, 'cause that shit's just golden.

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[wgsarah.livejournal.com]

::laughs & snugs:: Oh, sweetie.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Dude. My life is just one mildly interesting moment after another. *g*

[cathybites.livejournal.com]

Gavin Rossdale?!!?

...

well, at least he has the accent. I guess.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I'll make judgement when I see him. I dunno, man. But at least it ain't Canoe.

[ramblinround.livejournal.com]

seeing her nose poking into a Lance picture fills me with love

Did you see the pic from yesterday where they were looking longingly at each other? Or, tenderly, or I don't know what. Something. :-)

Oh, wait, here it is.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

eeee! Dearest Lynn! Although I also adore Mama Bass, Lynn holds a special place. And though I am undoubtedly wrong, I like to think that Lance is slightly crushing on Lynn, because he's kind of crushing on Justin but doesn't realize it yet and still thinks he might be straight and crushing on your bandmate's hot mom is marginally better than crushing on your actual bandmate, and okay I'm putting waaaay too much thought into this. *g*

Thank you for posting the pictures! I'm not hugely into the baby!sync, but it's fun to see them. ^_^

[ramblinround.livejournal.com]

Lance is slightly crushing on Lynn, because he's kind of crushing on Justin but doesn't realize it yet and still thinks he might be straight and crushing on your bandmate's hot mom is marginally better than crushing on your actual bandmate

I totally got that vibe, too. Like, the first time I looked at the picture, I thought, "Wow, Lance really likes Justin." :-) Not that Lynn's not hot all on her own, but yeah. I love the thought of Lance redirecting his energies to a (only slightly) more socially appropriate target. Hee.

[tsamm.livejournal.com]

As a JC fan, that's exactly what I should have done!

HAHAHAHAHA! As a JC fan, you shoulda drunk MORE! and then thrown up! and then skipped the challenge events the next day! Hee!

Am v.v. sorry you're sick but am glad that television is talking to you during your time of need. Television never tells me shit, and that's not fair.

And woo! Thanks for the reccage. Let me borrow a phrase from Tommy Traddles and say that you're really the dearest girl!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Hah! Sadly, I had to pace myself, because being a JC fan does not bring with it the JC benefits. *g*

Television tells me lots of stuff. It's not right that Television won't talk to you! It had plenty of things to tell me, including some things I didn't want to know. Like about Quiet Riot leaving the music biz. Oh, the pain!

Tommy! Dear, dear Tommy and his skeletons! He's a good chap, Daisy, and no mistake.

[smartlikejustin.livejournal.com]

No, no, honey. As a Lance fan you should drink. As a JC fan, I think you're supposed to do a strange combination of pot and cocaine and never wash your hair. Yes.

And, Gavin Rossdale? For real? Hmmmm... I tend to hate him.

Lynncest rocks my world, man. Golden, indeed.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

aaahahahha! But I figured that as a JC fan, I should take advantage of the free-ness of the drinks. That counts, right?

Updatedly -- according to the Gavin Rossdale page or whatever, he's the villain. Keanu is gonna be John. This depresses me so badly, man.

[smartlikejustin.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes. The thrifty. As a Lance fan, you'd probably be drunkenly throwing cash around even though the drinks were free. So I guess it's all good.

All good, except. Keanu? Oh. Well. Um.

Yeah, I'm sorry, there's no hope for your favorite. Because. He can't act. At all.

[darkvictory.livejournal.com]

Hehe. You were watching the MuchMoreMusic ticker this morning, weren't you? :D I recognized those entertainment news stories, missy, I watch it every damn morning and point out the typos and horrendous grammar. :D

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

*g* I love the MMM tickertape! Although everything it tells me about pop, I already knew weeks before. I swear -- whoever does their tape should have an lj. Then their gossip would be up-to-date.

[darkvictory.livejournal.com]

Aw man, I have so complaints about the MMM ticker. News being old, the same old news everyday with maybe one or two new tidbits, typos, grammar and they're just...worded horribly. I seriously wanna write MMM to complain. :D

[lisan.livejournal.com]

But according to this Keanu does play Constantine.

http://www.gavin-rossdale.net/news.php

???

Can't see it though. Vaguely as Jesse from Preacher, maybe. At least he's got the dark hair and has a history of playing messiah roles.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

*cries desperately*

Why? How can they even THINK of having Keanu Reeves be Constantine? And why are they giving him a chick cop partner? I love Rachel Weisz, but...WHY?!?!??