yes, i am the easily suggestible type

[bossymarmalade]

As a JC fan, I am very pleased that it's revisionary's birthday, because she's smart and funny and has long long legs and too-long monkey arms and posts the most bizarre, intriguing links ever, and I lurve her!

Dear Lynn,

This is a short one, because I'm really really tired from staying up talking with silvrsolace last night, because like I mentioned she's going to Tanzania for six months. What I'm wondering is, where exactly in Africa did y'all go?

oh, and -- now that I've got you here, why did you let Justin shill for McDonalds'? I mean, you're his manager, right? They're evil and it seriously hurts me. Like, for real.

Sorry to be a drag,
Maggie

And now, my gel wristrest for my keyboard has finally busted open, after threatening to do so for months. The gel stuff inside isn't pouring forth in a torrent as I feared it might, but it's bad enough.

I must now while away the day until this evening, when it's the hateful company shindig. As a JC fan, I am sternly opposed to functions where I'm expected to come to work the next day. I think I'll spend the next hour staring at the sticker I put upside-down on my monitor, the one of the cartoon hammerhead shark that has a tongue lolling out of its mouth. I hate it, I love it, my life is Chekovian drama.

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[saturn92103.livejournal.com]

As a JC fan, can I write to Lynn, too?

Dear Lynn,

Why did your son have to use his powers to fuck up my computer. Doesn't he know I need it to do my work? If he'd spend more time fucking JC and Joey, he wouldn't have to mess with my life. Please speak to him about this.

Ungratefully,
Saturn

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

mmmmm, Justin-powers. I hope he uses them to fix the oil-leak in my car's engine. Also, mmmmm, TimberJoeC.

[katlike.livejournal.com]

As a Justin fan, I am shocked, SHOCKED to hear that you are a JC fan. We can no long associate.

I take your birthday wishes and fling them back into your face disdainfully.

Kisses!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

What the--? I answered this, dammit! Stupid lj, eating responses.

What I wanted to do was drop-kick my birthday wishes through your bedroom window, but I suppose it'll have to wait until next year. *g*

*mwah!*

[silvrsolace.livejournal.com]

heh...cool...you wrote to Lynn about Justin amidst which I was mentioned...so that means Lynn knows me, so does that give me a foot in the door with Justin? did you like that...like the way I made it a reality there!

Dude you're so gonna make me delusional *snort*

I will miss you most of all, scarecrow!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I will miss you most of all, scarecrow!

awwwwwww! That totally wins my heart. Which reminds me, I had a stupid dream about Justin last night in which he was going to kiss me but I prevented him. Must I be a retard even in dreams?

And I'll totally hit Lynn up to hook you up with babyboy. Hell, he's got nothing better to do! *g*

[silvrsolace.livejournal.com]

awwwwwww! That totally wins my heart.

Yeah, that's me, I'm all about the sucking up! *G* Once an ass kisser, always an ass kisser (but this was sincere *mwah*)

as for the dream...babe, did I not teach you anything? Maybe subconsciously you didn't wanna betray me *lmao*. Although, you know I've dubbed you Lynn, so...why didn't you kiss him?!!

Hell, he's got nothing better to do! *g*

or rather nobody better to do, cause yo...cameron! heh!