2nd
06:21 am

marge let her jugs out

- 19 comments

02:33 pm

captain whatzisname

- 34 comments

3rd
09:48 am

her perky smile and dancing brought america right out of the depression

- 1 comment

12:51 pm

now, honey, they's my parents too

- 25 comments

4th
09:27 am

you're unfunny and untalented -- that's why you're perfect for drama!

- 9 comments

10:50 am

it's YOUR fault i can't talk!!

- 62 comments

03:41 pm

ben gay...mothballs...letters to the editor! it's the professor!!



04:32 pm

hard work made us quit

- 16 comments

5th
02:26 pm

the greatest band since music's birth

- 36 comments

09:47 pm

...instead of old lima beans and pumpkin mix

- 15 comments

6th
06:29 am

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08:02 am

you call yourself a chinaman?!?

- 15 comments

10:11 am

it's like a hootenanny in my mouth

- 12 comments

11:25 am

well, it'll sound a lot better coming out of paul anka

- 5 comments
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02:19 pm

it's *little* vicki!!

- 14 comments

05:40 pm

it's got a driver's side floor and an eight track player with genuine mono sound

- 6 comments

7th
11:50 am

lisa, quit blowing my sex!

- 10 comments

9th
08:15 am

you beat dexy's midnight runners

- 43 comments
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12:51 pm

your ability to be personally offended by broad social trends

- 13 comments

01:43 pm

who pays for *that* wedding?

- 72 comments
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10th
01:47 pm

uh...george! george...cauldron!

- 21 comments
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11th
04:51 pm

scoop and bag "dog business"

- 20 comments

12th
11:14 am

the kid's not turning tricks for nothing

- 7 comments

13th
01:50 pm

"maggie *loves* babytalk!" "that was hindi."

- 27 comments

16th
09:12 am

i care about M.E.! *my* *enjoyment*!!

- 27 comments

11:40 am

singing is the lowest form of communication

- 14 comments

01:18 pm

i just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet

- 16 comments

17th
02:18 pm

i'll go dismantle love-land

- 21 comments
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04:40 pm

i want to enjoy this show before the network retools it!

- 3 comments

18th
12:53 pm

polly shouldn't be

- 4 comments

19th
09:03 am

tell them i hate them!

- 62 comments

12:15 pm

miss hoover, my worm went in my mouth and then i ate it

- 9 comments

03:12 pm

only two of those members have special rings

- 3 comments

20th
10:13 am

ingredients: salt, artificial honey roasting agents, pressed peanut sweepings

- 15 comments

22nd
10:12 am

eat at fishy joe's!

- 28 comments

23rd
09:06 am

i'm bembarassed for you!

- 5 comments

24th
09:52 am

me fail english? that's unpossible!

- 32 comments

12:41 pm

take me here, under the disco ball

- 18 comments
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26th
11:02 am

that was the best 40 minute washboard solo I've ever heard

- 4 comments

04:24 pm

oh, honey -- milhouse doesn't count!

- 11 comments

27th
08:25 am

i need plenty of wholesome, nutritious alcohol

- 6 comments

11:55 am

it's wonderful that you don't care whether anyone questions your sexual orientation

- 11 comments

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