it's YOUR fault i can't talk!!

[bossymarmalade]

chenin just posted about JC's Pro-bowl performance being cancelled due to the infamous Tit-Grab.

Apart from my further annoyance at all the stupid reactionary hysterical behaviour from the officials over this one damn incident (how the hell would JC's performance have ANYTHING to do with Janet's and Justin's?), this now means that the JC Psychos will be losing their fucking minds. I am not looking forward to that at all. Dammit.

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[robanybody.livejournal.com]

Wait, what? I feel like bashing my head against the wall at the utter insanity of the whole thing.

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[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I cannot believe there's so much furor over a microsecond's flash of a woman's breast. Although, y'know -- I've been keeping my mouth shut so far, but I can't help thinking that the equation of "Beloved American Tradition + Black Woman + White Man" might be some of the reason this whole thing is equalling INSANITY.

why couldn't it been Brit's boob, WHY????

[marej.livejournal.com]

dude, I bet Janet had no idea that her boob has *that* much power. Honestly, i've been trying to stiffle hysterical giggles for two day.

It's a BOOB, people, W and Blair show their asses to the world on the daily basis!

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[callmesandy.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Brit's boob. That would have been awesome.

Sorry, I just love brit and justin SO MUCH! :)

And yes, gah, how fucking stupid and hypocritical is all of this? So fucking stupid.

[stargems.livejournal.com]

Oh my fucking God.

Why? Why?? I just want the madness to end.

I fear the worst for my friendslist.

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[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I'm tempted to just put my head down on my desk and nap for the rest of the day and hope it'll all be over by the time I get home.

[fluffontop.livejournal.com]

I just saw that too. Hysterical, yet it may be defriending times again, because some things are just too stupid. I bet JC is mad, though, blaming Justin's misogyno that he won't get to go on stage and tear clothes off dancing ladies too.

--Capp.

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[fluffontop.livejournal.com]

It was JUST what he was planning to do at the pro-bowl thing and the bastards STOPPED him. Are they psychic now? Maybe they'll let him get up there if he promises to be dressed as one of the hula dancer?

And the whole thing is ridiculous, btw.

--B.C.

[throughadoor.livejournal.com]

my sanity just jumped the shark, maggie. make it STOP.

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[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I think the shark is eating my still-beating heart.

[liquidglitter.livejournal.com]

Hoo-boy. Like people need one more reason to hate Justin; "He cursed my livestock!" etc.

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[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Livestock! ahahahahhah! But wouldn't it be Janet who cursed their livestock? Like, the cows were peacefully in the barn chewing their cuds, and then the POWERFUL CORRUPTING AURA of Miss Jackson's naked right breast came out through the house and into the barn and soured all their milk and made them depressed? That sounds pretty believable.

This isn't really happening is it?

[chootoy.livejournal.com]

Oh no, here we go again. I'm donning my helmet and combat boots for this one. Cammo anyone?

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[jcssexitary.livejournal.com]

I like cammo, I'm looking for a rock to hide under what to come with?

[swabian.livejournal.com]

Fucking NFL! I can't help but feeling a bit angry with Janet and Justin for not thinking about the possible consequences of their stunt. But it's too late now, the horse is out of the barn.

Let's just hope that the rest of JC's promo stays on target.

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[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I don't think anybody could have predicted that a simple breast-baring move (that wasn't even supposed to be quite so revealing) would have people chomping at the bit to ban performances at all sports games and ban performers from the Grammies. I can't believe the level of screaming hyperbole this whole thing has taken on.

[lain7.livejournal.com]

Am so glad to have the afternoon off. Need booze. Lots of it.

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[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Enough to drown in. Ugh.

[luvscratches.livejournal.com]

When I heard the rumblings of this earlier I hoped it was just a possibility getting blown up. Now I will just shake my head and contemplate going into hiding for a bit.

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[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I hope they reconsider. Because cancelling JC's performance altogether is so dumb I can't even describe how stupid it is.

[between-names.livejournal.com]

Oh shit. I've got buds on both sides of this fence, and I'm ready to run for cover. Or, avoid LJ for about a week. God.

Say it for me, Chris ... "Feh."

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[kaelie.livejournal.com]

Oh shit. I've got buds on both sides of this fence, and I'm ready to run for cover. Or, avoid LJ for about a week. God.

Right there with ya - duck and cover. Ugh.

[cathexys.livejournal.com]

LOL. That was my first thought as well...he did it on purpose, didn't he :-) Just so poor JC will get screwed!!!

God, I hate this country!!! As if we didn't have slightly more serious issues to worry about...

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[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Is football really so sacred to the Americans screaming for retribution? Or is it the whole miscegenation angle? Either way, it's ridiculous.

[jae-w.livejournal.com]

Wait ... don't I remember this story from the Joshtin list? Where Justin's so so sorry that his lack of consideration (and lack of ability to properly operate a woman's bra) has cost JC his performance, and why can't he *think* about the *consequences* of his actions, and JC says sternly, "You know I'm going to have to punish you for this" --

Oh, wait. I think that might be the Joshtin list inside my head. In hell.

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[mostlikelyto.livejournal.com]

How does one join the Joshtin list in your head in hell? Because it sounds like a fun place. Or, you know, to me it would be fun. :)

[ms-nerd.livejournal.com]

IT'S ALL JUSTIN'S FAULT! He's single-handedly destroying JC's career and will stop at nothing until JC is DEAD!

And he eats babies. I heard it on the internet, so it must be true.

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[chootoy.livejournal.com]

Don't forget that he kicks cute little defenseless puppies too.

[breathe-again.livejournal.com]

Dude, there's people everywhere losing their minds. Is it wrong to fear for my life?

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[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

chased_amy and kaelie seem to be building a bunker in which to weather the storm. It sounds like a damn good idea to me. *g*

[mostlikelyto.livejournal.com]

Completely randomly, I think you're listening to Howard Dean's favorite song! (It's so sad that I know that. Is that better or worse than knowing that Justin's favorite color is baby blue? Wait, is it still baby blue? I'm a bad fan.)

And because of your subject line, I'm imagining the Simpsons version of Justin being surrounded by the Simpsons verson of JC and animated versions of his crazed fans blaming Justin for everything. It makes this a whole lot funnier.

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[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

That's his favourite song? Dude, that's fucking cool, because the whole thing's in Haitian Kreyol. Wait, did we have this conversation already? I think we might have.

And omg, the Simpsons version DOES make this thing a whole lot funnier!

LANCE: "It's YOUR fault I couldn't go to space!"
JOEY: "It's YOUR fault the My Big Fat Greek Life sitcom failed!"
JC PSYCHO 1: "It's YOUR fault JC isn't nominated for a Grammy!"
CHRIS: "It's YOUR fault my head is so round!"
JC: "It's YOUR fault I couldn't maintain onlyartist.com!"

[sugarhigh9104.livejournal.com]

You know what saddens me about this? Justin probably actually feels bad, if he knows about this. I hope he doesn't feel guilty, because it's not his fault that people are insane, but I bet he feels sorry that this Incident would affect his friend in such a way. And others down the road. And simultaneously, hundreds of fucking CRAZY PEOPLE are slinging insults at him on message boards.


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