1st
05:31 pm

fast hands mean less whipping

- 29 comments

3rd
08:58 am

i need those to see!

- 9 comments

6th
09:37 am

(no subject)

- 3 comments

7th
10:23 am

hello, dean? you are a stoopidhead!

- 18 comments

03:09 pm

groin-grabbingly good!

- 1 comment

03:50 pm

their hands were everywhere

- 33 comments

8th
08:49 am

that's one mug you don't wanna chug

- 17 comments

09:56 am

don't whiz on the electric fence

- 1 comment

12:34 pm

i can't tell you the answers either, ralph

- 3 comments

02:31 pm

it's a horse dancing under a stoplight time

- 12 comments

9th
04:04 pm

(no subject)

- 5 comments

10th
08:15 am

can't someone else do it?

- 3 comments

11:47 am

then i was slain by an elf

- 3 comments

07:45 pm

(no subject)

- 6 comments

11th
08:46 am

i choo-choo-choose you

- 2 comments

13th
09:52 am

(no subject)

- 3 comments

14th
08:14 am

(no subject)

- 12 comments

03:18 pm

the silent star of "lulu"?....

- 24 comments

15th
09:25 am

(no subject)

- 1 comment

02:24 pm

(no subject)

- 26 comments

16th
09:25 am

to-do

- 14 comments

01:56 pm

please don't tell anyone how i live

- 7 comments

17th
12:47 pm

meanwhile, "krustophenia" sits on the shelf...!

- 16 comments

03:59 pm

and the grammy goes to--simpsons christmas boogie?!?!



18th
10:44 am

(no subject)

- 1 comment

01:58 pm

thank *you* for assuming we're hip!

- 1 comment

19th
07:58 am

a special wink-wink at the nudge-nudge about you-know-what

- 13 comments

12:25 pm

i'll eat eggplant, i could even eat a bay-by deer

- 41 comments

20th
10:06 am

(no subject)

- 3 comments

21st
04:12 pm

you're going to eat the sandwich, aren't you?

- 4 comments

22nd
09:06 am

we shall see who looks like the frog!

- 4 comments

10:16 am

look, kid--we don't really *have* an elephant

- 24 comments

23rd
11:38 am

aren't you glad we don't believe in doctors?

- 10 comments

24th
10:09 am

snorky! speak! man!

- 16 comments

25th
11:46 am

everybody loves frosty chocolate milkshakes, right?!?

- 15 comments

26th
08:20 am

(no subject)

- 22 comments

08:53 am

and this last part is just "screw flanders" over and over!

- 5 comments

27th
10:18 am

stupid lisa and her stupid book fair

- 3 comments

02:20 pm

i *just* mopped that driveway!

- 2 comments

03:44 pm

thanks for not making fun of my genitalia

- 13 comments

04:23 pm

(no subject)

- 3 comments

28th
05:58 am

now that lenny's in, carl will fall like a domino!



06:21 am

possibly the best book ever written on the subject of turtle-stacking



09:17 pm

hello, homer? it's god...frey jones

- 8 comments

30th
06:46 am

it was finger ling-ling good!!

- 21 comments

31st
06:36 am

how *many* monkey butlers will there be?

- 9 comments

02:54 pm

we have a love-eight relationship!



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