it's a horse dancing under a stoplight time

[bossymarmalade]

have sudden urge to write Twin Peaks fic where it's still Dale and Harry and all the other grown-ups, but it's Lance as Laura Palmer and Joey as Donna Hayward and JC and Chris as Shelly Johnson and Bobby Briggs and Justin as Audrey Horne and Nick as James whatzisname.

must control self. perhaps donuts and a damn fine cup of coffee would help.

let's rock!

[edit] kellyem is not helping matters any.

Comments

[stenaline.livejournal.com]

Justin as Audrey Horne
That's too fucking perfect. Will he do the cherry stem thing when he's trying to bluff his way into a whore house to impress "his" special agent? 'cause I definitely think he should.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Don't encourage me!!!

I thought JC might be good as Audrey first, but Audrey tries so hard, and that's really more Justin, isn't it? With the cherry stem thing. Dear Lord.

[stenaline.livejournal.com]

For Audrey you need the Lolita-vibes and that is so Justin's thing, not JC's. Plus, you get the bonus of parental issues with both: Audrey with her father-complex and Justin with his mother-complex. It's a match made in heaven, I tell you.

[throughadoor.livejournal.com]

justin as audrey horne! i support that on so many, many levels. particularly the part where he goes to work at the one-eyed jack's.

don't forget the cherry pie.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Arrrgh. Now i'm going to have to write this at some point. *shakes fist at you*

[darkvictory.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEE!! Perfect casting. I totally support the writing of this fic. *stamp of approval*

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't be encouraging me! Or, y'know, you could write it....

*looks shifty-eyed*

[darkvictory.livejournal.com]

*shakes head vehemently* Nonono! I couldn't write it! ...I seriously couldn't, I don't know enough about the series. Only seen the pilot and the movie. :D

(I really hope this doesn't post 3 times. lj's been a bitch)

[minette.livejournal.com]

I was going to make a big post where I thought someone should write an *N Sync Fractured Fairytale with Princess Justina and the evil Lancely Basshook, but this works much better. :)

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, Fractured Fairytales! I looked forward to those so much. Lance Basshook. That's fantastic. ^_^

[loveflyfree.livejournal.com]

Oh. I must stop my usual journal scrolling to stop and quite kindly request that you do indeed write this. Because. You must. It needs to be done. And you. You are so the one to do this. Yes.

Because Justin IS Audrey. He just is. And Lance as Laura Palmer may make me wet my pants from laughing.

Wheee.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Heh! Well, it's certainly going into the files under "Bunnies I Must Remember." It's so cool that you guys are interested in such a hybrid! ^_^