you got your daddy's hustle

[bossymarmalade]

Please go check out my friend's NGO proposal and vote to have it listed for donors! This is NOT a donation; all you're doing is voting on whether you think that Nepal House's project to use art therapy with Nepali children affected by abuse, trauma, and/or poverty is a worthwhile one. They need 38 more votes in order to be listed on givemeaning.com, so please help them out! Your confirmation e-mail might be sent to your spam folder, so watch out for it.

Completely unrelated to that, here are a bunch of pictures (mostly) involving


Is she not the cutest thing ever? Oh, Bitsy.


And she supposedly plays football! Or at least knows how to look adorable holding one.


He's gotta drop the kids off at the pool.


I *think* this was a birthday? Maybe it was just SuperBowl. Who cares.


Let's see: Momma with the collar/halter combo, Justin with a weird pinch-front turtleneck and a gold bracelet over one sleeve, or Bitsy getting her rack out with a weird dorsal fin of lace going on? Winner: MOMMA.


This was Johnny's wedding, right? Love the matching lace dresses on Momma and Bitsy, there. Also love that somewhere outside the frame of the photo, JC and Bobbie are teetering in their awful glorious trashy clothes feeling superior and waiting for the moment when they can decamp to fuck each others' brains out.


Speaking of which, JC likes to accessorize a perfectly respectable and sexy white button-down and jeans with leopard-print sandals. Lance can't bear to witness such idiocy. Chris is considering jumping him.


I can't find the one where they *both* have the rows, dammit! But at least Momma's rolling out the big guns.


She is the best date a boy could ever have. Also, IS SHE WEARING BLACK NAILPOLISH OMG


Sweet Lord they've got a lot of teeth!


You know what I love about this photo? The way that Justin's stomach is all concave, and Christina's softly swells into that negative space. They truly are golden sex-god siblings.


JC standing next to The Edge = PERFECTION.

These next photos are all thumbnailed, so click on them to go to the big versions!


Wearing matching diamond earrings to the gas station!


Justin's kicks, of course, are pristine white to go with his hoodie. Pls to be checking out Momma's blouse-sneaker coordination.


Oh, the perks of having poorer, dumber, talent-deficient relatives to carry around all your bling!


Open up the bigger version. Read Momma's shirt. THIS IS WHY BABYBOY AND CAMMY HAD TO BREAK UP.

Comments

[phaballa.livejournal.com]

I love you. That is all.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I was hoping you'd enjoy this post!! I mean, seriously -- what is there NOT to enjoy?

[phaballa.livejournal.com]

They're so freaky. It's... AMAZING.

[indirajames.livejournal.com]

The last picture and your caption made me laugh so loudly.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

They make it SO EASY!! I hardly even have to try!!

[leksa.livejournal.com]

Winner: MOMMA.

Correction: winner = us. Goodness, that pic delights me into bits.

(And this whole post!!! too!!!)

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Hee! We totally are all the winners. Especially since they seem to show absolutely no shame about the whole thing!!

[itsbeenvery.livejournal.com]

I voted, and will vote again from home (diff IP).

That Justin/Xtina pic IS cool!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Thank you, dumpling!

Justin/Xtina fill me with such glee! The thought of them touring together, playing Scrabble and being bitchy and fabulous is just SO APPEALING. mmmm.

[withdiamonds.livejournal.com]

This post made my day. Thank you. I don't know which part I enjoyed more, Justin and Momma or JC and Bobbie.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

You are so welcome, sugarplum! The good thing is that you don't have to choose between Justin & Momma and JC & Bobbie. *g*

[withdiamonds.livejournal.com]

If Andrea has her way, we'll all be writing Joshtinlynn threesomes soon.

[tsamm.livejournal.com]

oh, MOMMA!!! &hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts

Tell fandom to make sure to look for that confirmation e-mail; mine was in my spam box for some reason.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Right! Thank you for pointing that out; have amended the post accordingly.

Momma *never* loses her charm, does she? *happy sigh*

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

you and momma (and v.worthwhile causes) have compelled me to vote, my friend, so vote i shall!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

SWEET. Was it momma's ample assets that did it? I suspect YES.

[ex_halo669]

JC standing next to The Edge = PERFECTION.

HELL YEAH.

also, Momma. oh god. ♥

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I love that picture so much! Then I start thinking about JC doing bellydance for Edge while he plays Mysterious Ways, and my mind goes ... elsewhere. *g*

[ex_halo669]

JESUS

FUCK

, MAGGIE.

that is to say, HELL YES to JC belly-dancing, asdfhk;asdj.

so you'll be writing this when? :D

[gigantic.livejournal.com]

That last picture kills me, wow.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

DUDE FOR REALS. It's like they're goading us on!!

[flyingtapes.livejournal.com]

oh, AWESOME. I've been mistily remembering popslash picspams lately what with all the bandom ones popping up everywhere. I wish people would do more of the popslash boys.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

hee! Good ol' popslash -- such a wealth of pictures and themes to choose from!!

[chrismm.livejournal.com]

Voted!

And aw. This makes me sad for Brit, these days. Girl could use one or two real friends, it seems like to me. Not that I have the first clue where a person in her position would find such a thing.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Poor, dear Britney. Human beings aren't meant to be Miss American Dream since they were seventeen, and I seriously mean that.

Also, thank you for the vote, sugar! Shabniz is THRILLED that they're almost at their goal in the space of one day!!

[rikes]

This is an awesome post, I approve.

That one picture isn't from Johnny's wedding though, but some Grammy party in 2002. Now I wasn't going to say anything at first, because it's not that important, but then I just couldn't resist posting this picture, which actually is from the wedding:



:D

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

aha! Thank you for the clarification. It should still be all right for me to think about JC & Bobbie having hot hot sex though, right? I think ALL occasions should include that as an incidental. *g*

And thank you for posting that picture! It makes me laugh every time I see it, hee!

[frausorge]

Well, Justin had to get those genes from somewhere, after all!

Man, I miss the Britbrit&Juju days.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

MOMMA LIKE.

Bitsy & Juju were the prettiest little gold-and-sparkle couple going! I actually found a karaoke video for "Everytime" that's basically a B&J songvid, and liebling, I cannot EXPRESS how happy it made everybody at the karaoke party. *g*

[silvrsolace.livejournal.com]

Christina and Justin's tour...i love the pictures, but it always leaves a bitter taste in my mouth...the fact that we never got to see them! grrr...

They are so HOT...i love the siblingness of them!

As for bitsy and Justin...I miss their love and their god-like presence with eachother. I Bitsy I wish you would just fix yourself! Whenever I feel like that though - i just think about that story of yours based in the west indies, and Bitsy as the medicine woman??...I wish she had that kind of strength and self composure!