get back to dancecentrum in stuttgart in time to see kraftwerk

[bossymarmalade]

I am so miserable -- the pipes in my townhouses are frozen to shit, and they're repairing them today, which means no water. There's not even enough water in the hot water tank for me to have a shower. *feels gross*

So anyway, I've been distracting myself with the links on pop_newsletter (which is super-awesome and I seriously can't believe it took our fandom this long to get one. Go turps33!!), and I managed to find one of those badfics that you dream of -- the kind that's been run through BabelFish and come out all the more genius!! Fic where Justin's a Nirvana-singin' racist who HATES JOEY BECAUSE HE'S ITALIAN!!! omg haaaaaaaaaart.

"Goddamn, actually why?", he suddenly sobbed.

Sadly, the JC Is Racist story is in German, and since all I can do in German is ask the weather and order food, I am underequipped to partake in its (certain) brilliance. Might it be possible that she's a better writer in German than in English? WHO KNOWS?!?!?

Comments

[marej.livejournal.com]

One year later I remembered my homepage. I didn't know there were still people visiting this side (that's what I think now). I'm sorry, but I'm really not into Nsync anymore. But I still love writing. Like about... drugs. I always loved to. So I'll just keep that side up for all those who like to read that stuff and have fun and write me some hatemails for not updating anythig at all.

DRUGS, maggie, she likes to write about drugs. oh the humanity. and also, if i could have a penny for every fic/site/person which claims to get hatemail for not updating...

*mwah*

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

For some reason, I am not overly surprised to learn that she loves to write about drugs. omg, MAYBE THE HATEMAIL DROVE HER TO DRUGS! IF ONLY THE HIP-HOP KIDS HAD BEEN THERE TO SOLVE HER PROBLEMS BY DANCING IT OUT!!!!

[lilysaid.livejournal.com]

""Be strong. You don't need this bastard. He is ITALIAN, dude!"

ahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

I don't know what's more bizarre: Justin's conscious decision to become a racist when he turns 21, or Joey's dark skin.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Joey's dark skin! That killed me with its absurdity. Also the "go back to ITALY!" and the way Justin cows Joey completely by flipping the bird. AWESOME.

[frausorge]

Bella, for your sake I tried to read the JC story, and I will say the first part where he gets a pair of combat boots and puts them on for the first time in the most fetishy of ways was actually kind of fun. But then he hates himself for being a racist but can't heeeelp it, and then he goes off on Lonnie even though he admits to himself that it's not Lonnie's fault (though curiously JC seemed totally fine having a conversation with Johnny earlier), and then I just, I just couldn't anymore. I am sorry! The flesh is willing but the spirit is weak.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Hee! You are such an absolute doll for giving it a go, Lesa! Especially since I tried to feed it into Babelfish and it refused to work, ahahahaha. JC + fetishy combat boots + confusion over Johnny's colour = masterpiece!

[iamtheenemy.livejournal.com]

Wow, it really is hard to believe that the pop fandom didn't get a newsletter sooner. I love newsletter, they are such a useful procrastination tool!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

For reals! Plus so much stuff I would never have found on my own. *happysigh*

[kali921.livejournal.com]

Oh my GOD, dare I look at this fic?

Also, "townhouses" plural? Am I dealing with property-owning landed gentry? !!!!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

The fic transcends all fandom lines in its astounding bizarreness! But please do not construe it as a representation of popfandom in general, which is much MUCH better. *g*

Am I dealing with property-owning landed gentry? !!!!

ahahhahha! SOMEDAY, insh'allah!

[vaudevilles.livejournal.com]

I think my favourite part was that the page name was 'crack'. Admittedly it was named for the Nirvana song. But.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

hee hee hee! It does show a certain amount of self-awareness.

[indirajames.livejournal.com]

"Stop crying bastard! What the hell are you? A ho?"

Hahahahahaha. I love it.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

CRYIN' LIKE A HO. I could never make up shit this good.

[chootoy.livejournal.com]

the pipes in my townhouses are frozen to shit

Dude! CRAP! That SUCKS! My landlord asks me to run my hot water tap at a trickle 24/7 (don't get me started on wasteage) during a cold snap like this to keep the water flowing and the pipes from freezing. (If he insulated the pipes we could avoid all that and the ding to his h/w bill! But noooooo. That would make sense) I hope they get your pipes thawed out quickly!!

You're welcome to come shower here any time boobalah.

turps33 had done a wonderful job hasn't she!

The badfic sounds delish!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Apparently our piping was put in at a time when the REAL plumbers or whatever were on strike, and since this was back in the 70's there were no laws about the quality of materials that the scabs used. grrrrrrrrrr.

I was totally dreaming of your shower for most of the day! The water came back on about an hour ago, and I *just* got out of the shower. Hee!

[chootoy.livejournal.com]

Come visit me this week. Oh wait. We're expecting MORE SNOW.
::spit::
Maybe Friday?

[darlita.livejournal.com]

Might it be possible that she's a better writer in German than in English? WHO KNOWS?!?!?

I KNOW. And NO, SHE IS NOT. *WASHES EYES OUT WITH BLEACH*

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAH! Thank you for takin' a hit and checking it out for me, babyboo. Now I no longer need to bother with the benefit of the doubt!!

[lcsbanana.livejournal.com]

*DELIGHTED SQUEAL* oh my GOD. this is--this is AMAZING.

"Be strong. You don't need this bastard. He is ITALIAN, dude!"

BE STRONG, JUSTIN.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

You should totally also read this one:

"JUSTIN!", I scream and shake your shoulders.
"Yeah,.. I...SCREW IT JOSH! I'M HERE!" (http://www.geocities.com/fiction_alive/novemberdream.html)

And if you do, PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN IT

[lcsbanana.livejournal.com]

“Then explain me! Explain me why you’re changing like this, explain me why you haven’t listened to your 2Pac CDs in over a few months and please explain what the heck is going on with you!”

that, right there, that is where I coughed up a LUNG. holy crap. this woman is some kind of SPECIAL.

[zaneetas.livejournal.com]

Your mood seems to have dug a grave under the basement and then died there. I chuckle at the thought.

HA! Oh my god.

That story shifts back and forth between being totally incomprehensible and freakin' BRILLIANT faster than, like, Shane McGowan. I think at least part of it is about the mystical healing powers of beating Justin with a stick, though.

[chreesko.livejournal.com]

He knelt down in front of the water, looked at it, stared into the water, but the raindrops, that started to fall from the sky like tears, broke his mirror image in front f his eyes.

It's like poetry, dude. *cries single, emo tear*

on a(n un)related note

[kidkoala.livejournal.com]

Thanks bunches for being my middle man. Cheers and the best for the upcoming year. Much appreciated. <3