wow! v-8 juice *isn't* one-eighth gasoline!

[bossymarmalade]

I don't know why Bev is trying to contest Dear Lynn Harless's standing as the drama-momma of the bunch, but hey, whatever. As if I listen to any of the so-called "insiders" anyway; half the time, the *official* *nsync press releases are inane junk.

It would take too much energy to work up an opinion on this whole thing one way or another -- although I have the sneaking suspicion that even if I did take sides, I still wouldn't have to add as many disclaimers and modifiers as if I'd expressed an opinion on JC's hair or Lance's nose because omg they are entitled to do what they want stfu h0r.

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[cathybites.livejournal.com]

hahaha, oh *man*! Why doesn't Bev have an LJ? She'd fit in perfectly around here.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

bwah! Always sticking her fingers into a kerfuffle and licking them clean.

[xoverau.livejournal.com]

I hope people write stories. I keep getting wild bunnies from everything everyone's been saying in my thread. These are the first intra-Sync bunnies I've had in a year! And all they had to do was be outed as *gasp* on hiatus!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Dude, I think fandom's been writing Bev's pet "Justin is diva asshole, hurts Saint Christopher" fics for a while now. Heh.

[xoverau.livejournal.com]

I'd never write that because the temptation is too great because I'm over-rational about people I don't like because I'm way too original.

I put them up on my journal. Some year, I'll write one.

[sarahq.livejournal.com]

although I have the sneaking suspicion that even if I did take sides, I still wouldn't have to add as many disclaimers and modifiers as if I'd expressed an opinion on JC's hair or Lance's nose because omg they are entitled to do what they want stfu h0r.

*laughs*

Word.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I was nodding in fervent agreement when I read your post saying "So what? We can still write them having teh gay sex!!" Because now really. That's the priority here! *g*

[chopchica.livejournal.com]

Maybe Justin is abandoning the group because he hates JC's hair or Lance's nose? How come nobody ever thinks of *that*?

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

AHAAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!! I think we have a winning theory!!

[chreesko.livejournal.com]

YOU BETTER NOT EVER TALK SHIT ABOUT JC'S HAIR OMG!!1! *strokes the picture of jc's hair lovingly*

I'm conflicted by this new info. And by conflicted, I mean that I alternate between glee at 'insider' info, amusement at the new-and-improved bitchy Bev, and happiness that I can't seem to get as worked up as my entire friends list. I really am more upset about Lance's nose. WTF was he thinking?

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

happiness that I can't seem to get as worked up as my entire friends list. I really am more upset about Lance's nose

Hee! I am glad to see that you have your priorities right. And I concur wholeheartedly. *g*

[stargems.livejournal.com]

I've read comments like 'suddenly everyone is up in arms because this is not what they want to hear.'

WTF? This is not sudden. Since the very beginning of these Bev updates, I have been cringing in the corner. Chris is depressed. Chris is so grateful for every bit of life support the fans give him. Chris has started a diet plan. Chris needs meds.

Fine. So maybe I made that up. But God! All any of this as ever perpetuated are scapegoats, melodrama and ridiculous martyrdom. JC and Justin may be the most overrated at this point in the hiatus, but Chris has certainly been the most victimized. Enough!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Chris is depressed. Chris is so grateful for every bit of life support the fans give him. Chris has started a diet plan. Chris needs meds.

Just WHEN did fandom switch its "Most Beloved Martyr" mantle from Mssr. Chasez to Saint Christopher? Maybe it makes me a bad fan (oh noes!), but I find I just don't care enough about them personally to offer life support or diet tips or Vicodin-studded-taffy. I actually *like* the idea of Chris being bitter and on a constant pot bender because that's a much better story than Chris feeling oh-so-sad about his poor widdle life without the GLORY THAT WAS NSYNC.

[apetslife.livejournal.com]

Dude. Where can I get me some of that Vicodin-studded-taffy? That sounds like some good shit, right there. *grin*

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

ahahaha! Just like everything else, I STOLE the idea from The Simpsons (that one where Bart has ADD and Homer tries to feed him taffy studded with "Focusin"). And seriously, it looked mighty delicious when Homer was eating it, with fun convulsion side effects! Hee!

[chootoy.livejournal.com]

Oh man! And we were just getting the brown stains off the fan blades.
Duck and cover I see much flinging in the wind.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

ahahah! Indeedily do. It's a good thing I am past the point where I care about their real lives! *g*

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

Dude, Mama Bev makes me cringe in the worst way possible. Someone needs to make a musical or a movie or something about her. And maybe have Faye Dunaway play her. And maybe call it something clever like "Mama Dearest." Or something.

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

Also, your mood icons are so very pretty. ♥!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Bev used to be the best of the nsync mommas! (apart from momma Lynn and her inappropriate affection for her babyboy, of course.) Now she's just gone as crazy as hiatus!fandom itself. I think a musical would be grand.

And, eeeee! Brian & Justin mood icons!! I loves them so MUCH.

[overloved.livejournal.com]

I am DYING of laughter! I make choke on it.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee! I would ask if you miss popslash's particular flavour of crazy, but then I recall that you are steeped in the piquant goodness that is MY HED IZ PASTED ON YAY. ahhahaha!

[overloved.livejournal.com]

IT'S ALL SO WONDERFUL. like different yummy entres on the buffet of wank.

[apetslife.livejournal.com]

stfu, h0r!

*glee!*

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

ahahahahaha! Oh, it had to be done. *g*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_jules_/]

I'm just going to stay the course and continue to blame Jessie for everything. Because it's the truth.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

THAT IS THE BEST IDEA EVER. While we're at it, can we blame K-Fed? And Cammy? Just BECAUSE.

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

I don't know why Bev is trying to contest Dear Lynn Harless's standing as the drama-momma of the bunch, but hey, whatever.

I dare someone to write Bev/Lynn slash. Cause I think that's whats really going on here.

[lemniskate.livejournal.com]

oh, EWW!

though I did read... wasn't it Diane/Karen, coupled with TrickC? :: shudder, shiver, and puke :: ;)

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

Heh, I'd apologise but I'm evil like that. I think I've read a trickyfish story where they find out Diane and Bev are dating?

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

You are a crazy and dangerous woman. If somebody does indeed write this abomination, I AM HUNTING YOU DOWN. *g*

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

If someone actually does, you have my permission to do so. I'll be the one scrubbing my brain with bleach.

[deliberatehips.livejournal.com]

Your post was at the top of my flist today, which is a sad way to get started on LJ for the evening. Let me go shed a tear. *tear* Okay, that's done.

But why I'm really commenting is to say I LOVE your icon. There, I said it. No disclaimer and modifiers because I don't care if I make enemies with my opinions. I love your icon and I'm not afraid of all the haters!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Let me go shed a tear. *tear* Okay, that's done.

*giggle* I love the matter-of-factness. That is *fabulous*.

And! Thank you so much for the icon-love! It was something that throughadoor said once about some silly kerfuffle and I thought, "dude, that pretty much sums it ALL up." Oh, fandom! How you make me shake my head in bemusement! *g*

two overly attached mothers will enter, but only one will leave

[jae-w.livejournal.com]

I will not be satisfied until there's a Bev/Lynn Harless cage match! That would make for an excellent Challenge for the Children.

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[katienyc.livejournal.com]

Ha! Now THAT'S a CFTC I would go to!

Re: two overly attached mothers will enter, but only one will leave

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Hear hear! And Chris would be drinking heavily on Bev's side and cramming his face with jerky and yelling, "Remember the Weeping Eagle formation I taught you, ma! Just like when you whupped me for doing it to my sister at Christmas!!" And Justin would be in Lynn's corner alternating between looking snootily horrified by the whole affair, weeping into momma's silk robe, and whooping triumphantly whenever Lynn lands a girly-slap. It would be BEAUTIFUL.

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[norabombay.livejournal.com]

I would pay for the pay per view. I would make icons.

And suddenly as the cage match is about to come to a draw, down the ramp comes!!!!

Lynn Spears.

The glory. The horror. The tag teams...

[thedith.livejournal.com]

I want so bad to make a snarky comment on this whole situation, but I'm too out of touch with fandom to even know who to make fun of. Dammit!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

When in doubt, poke fun at the JJB. I find that works for me 99.5% of the time!

*g*

d'oh

[marej.livejournal.com]

Lance. Because he would NOT have a solo career. Out of loyalty.

Re: d'oh

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Out of loyalty

That's what all the cool kids are calling it now.

Re: d'oh

[marej.livejournal.com]

And when they were asked if they would go on without him, three
said yes and one said no.

So not only does he refuse to have a solo career without Justin, he also would not sing without him, period? Where the hell is STO and why isn't she all over this. (Paging Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!) Unless I'm reading it wrong. Or Bev can't count.

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[thedith.livejournal.com]

If it was Lance who killed that stupid, stupid, stupid idea, then I have to say my opinion of him just went up a little. Not enough to make up for the NOSE, but a little.

Re: d'oh

[marej.livejournal.com]

Hey they could've hired a vague look alike. If it worked for Brit...HEY! They could hire Ferdline! Think he can sing?

Re: d'oh

[thedith.livejournal.com]

HAHAH. His name even ends with the right letter! It's FATE.

[mmeguilotn.livejournal.com]

I can't imagine why anyone would get upset over Bev "keep[ing her] opinions to [her]self" out of "respect for Chris". Clearly, that was where she stopped and the rest of the post was sneakily inserted by hackers hired by Cameron as part of her ongoing campaign to destroy the true love of Justin & Chris. Either that or Bev is really not thinking clearly. I prefer the former personally.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

ahahahah! I am also a big fan of blaming shit on Cammy. Because, I mean, *really*. She just wants to isolate JT from his friends and family so he'll marry her, man! It's a PLOT!!!