then grease me up, woman!

[bossymarmalade]

Justin, baby -- I've been looking forward to a new album and all that, but, um...FutureSex/LoveSounds? Really? You're telling me you took this multi-year break to concentrate on musicality and organicalness and whateverthehellelse buzzwords you've taken a shine to, and *this* is the best title you could come up with? Something that sounds like a vibrator that also plays cheap midi tunes?!? Bitch, please. Also, I hate that 'random capital letter in the middle of a word' bullshit. Don't be going all PopoZao on me, you hear?

Apart from that, the most fabulous thing I've heard recently was Groundskeeper Willie attempting to sing a one-man round of "Row Row Row Your Boat" on Sunday's Simpsons. Oh my yes.

Comments

[circusgirl.livejournal.com]

Don't you see what's happened? He's stolen JC's new record and is attempting to pass it off as his own!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Thank god you were the one to make the first JC parallel with regards to this whole debacle; coming from you, it doesn't give me that instant "KILL! KILL!" response, y'know?

[circusgirl.livejournal.com]

I'm just trying to break you in.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

*sigh* I suppose it IS inevitable. Good God.

[circusgirl.livejournal.com]

Maybe people will surprise you, and act really normal and pleasant.

...

Ahahahaha.

[katlike.livejournal.com]

That title is fucking FIRED.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Fired and then RUN OVER REPEATEDLY!

wishing I had a Groundskeeper Willie icon....

[xterm.livejournal.com]

Achh... don't bother me I'm mekkin' me noodles 'n rum soup.

Re: wishing I had a Groundskeeper Willie icon....

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

ahahahaha! DO NOT TOUCH WILLIE.

[ms-nerd.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

I love you.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

♥! Now that you are back from your vay-cay, we should go to one of the game-nights sometime. *g*

[darlita.livejournal.com]

You forgot that the single is called SexyBack....

[between-names.livejournal.com]

Like his own sexy back with Momma's initials carved into his flesh.

OMG Maggie -- it's all about Momma. NOW IT IS ALL CLEAR.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

omg!!! That makes it instantly better!! Not good by any means, but better. ahahahah!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Why did you *remind* me!??!?

*rocks in a corner*

[embitca.livejournal.com]

Hah! I hope every song on the record is the same TitleFormat!! :)

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

la la la la la I can't hear you....

*g*

[xphile101.livejournal.com]

I am very, very unsure of both the album title and the song title.

Can't wait to see him on tour, though.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Dood! Hopefully this time he'll make it across the US-Canada border and not have to cancel his concert.

*is pathetically bitter*

[xphile101.livejournal.com]

The fact that it's a club tour makes me very, very happy. Last go-round, the club show was a million times better than the arena show.

[zarahemla.livejournal.com]

I do have a secret pop fetish, but I don't think my indie dignity will let me listen to a song called "SexyBack." Oh, the dilemma

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

You should pronounce it "sezzzzy". Like, "SezzzyBack". Also with an English/punk accent! That's what confers instant musical cred, right?

[zarahemla.livejournal.com]

Oh, to be sure. Also, putting "the" in front of it. I'll say "The SezzzzyBack." Then it will be worthy of my indieness.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

That's the spirit! *waves pennant*

[prettypinkkitty.livejournal.com]

SexyBack does sort of equal PopoZao, doesn't it? They're both sort of complimenting the back side, I guess...

Is Justin trying to win Britney back by imitating KFed? Or is it just bad titling? You decide.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Soon there will be a dreadful monster of a clubtrack called "SexyZao PopoBack", and dogs and cats will live together under the gentle ministry of Gozer.

*weeps quietly*

[jdq.livejournal.com]

*this* is the best title you could come up with? Something that sounds like a vibrator that also plays cheap midi tunes?!?

that made me laugh very loudly.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Dude, for realz! I just cannot...WHY would he think that was a good title? Lord.

[jdq.livejournal.com]

cause he's a cocky bastard and knows he can do anything. He can name it anything and he knows people will go bananas over it. lol. He could have named it bananas! Oy Justin.

[gigantic.livejournal.com]

The album title doesn't bother me as much as "SexyBack" does. I keep trying to come up with what that might mean exactly and it gets a little scarier with each thought.


Groundskeeper Willie attempting to sing a one-man round

I was choking with laughter at that. I haven't watched live TV in weeks, and I'm SO GLAD that's one thing I didn't miss out on seeing.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I am still in awe at how Dan Castallaneta managed to sing the round that way. I mean, WTF?!?!? ahahahaahha!

"SexyBack" is so awful. I just...GOD.

[flyingtapes.livejournal.com]

Something that sounds like a vibrator that also plays cheap midi tunes?!?

OMG!! that is so what it is.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

PLEASE LET HIM USE ONE IN THE VIDEOS O LORD

[theantimodel.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha I too, do Not Get It. OutKast shout out? Gwen Stefani ref? Poor taste?

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I'll go with 'poor taste' for the win!

[ciderpress.livejournal.com]

FutureSex/LoveSounds: SexyBack

like most other things in life, i feel like there's a Brokeback joke to be made here somewhere but i just can't see quite put my finger on it.

oh, justin. i really did miss him a lot"". okay, as long as the love sounds aren't him and cameron actually doing it, 'cos, wow, i can't believe my brain actually went there. it's the buzz words, maggie! i'm being confuzzled.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

as long as the love sounds aren't him and cameron actually doing it

Now I'm confused too, because I don't know if I am horrified by that idea or really, really delighted. wtf? I should just distract myself with figuring out this elusive Brokeback joke.

*holds you*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_ducks/]

I just... I don't know that I can go into a shop and buy something called that. *weeps*

Also, that picture that's doing the rounds with the news blurb SCARES ME.

[evilprettykitty.livejournal.com]

Amazon.com baby...cause I don't know that I could go into a shop and buy it either.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

See, now -- I LOVE the picture. It's got kind of 'urban-bandit/mild BDSM' overtones that appeal to me juuuuust right. *g*

[imogenics.livejournal.com]

FutureSex/LoveSounds: because Speakerboxx/The Love Below is too recent, BlookSugarSexMagic is too beloved and Love, Angel, Music, Baby is too retarded. Oh Justin, sweetie.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I would be willing to bet cash money that this is *exactly* how he explains it to the inner circle. Hee!