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miss maggie ([personal profile] bossymarmalade) wrote2006-06-19 02:18 pm
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then grease me up, woman!

Justin, baby -- I've been looking forward to a new album and all that, but, um...FutureSex/LoveSounds? Really? You're telling me you took this multi-year break to concentrate on musicality and organicalness and whateverthehellelse buzzwords you've taken a shine to, and *this* is the best title you could come up with? Something that sounds like a vibrator that also plays cheap midi tunes?!? Bitch, please. Also, I hate that 'random capital letter in the middle of a word' bullshit. Don't be going all PopoZao on me, you hear?

Apart from that, the most fabulous thing I've heard recently was Groundskeeper Willie attempting to sing a one-man round of "Row Row Row Your Boat" on Sunday's Simpsons. Oh my yes.

[identity profile] circusgirl.livejournal.com 2006-06-19 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't you see what's happened? He's stolen JC's new record and is attempting to pass it off as his own!
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2006-06-19 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank god you were the one to make the first JC parallel with regards to this whole debacle; coming from you, it doesn't give me that instant "KILL! KILL!" response, y'know?

[identity profile] circusgirl.livejournal.com 2006-06-19 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm just trying to break you in.
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2006-06-19 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
*sigh* I suppose it IS inevitable. Good God.

[identity profile] circusgirl.livejournal.com 2006-06-19 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe people will surprise you, and act really normal and pleasant.

...

Ahahahaha.

[identity profile] katlike.livejournal.com 2006-06-19 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
That title is fucking FIRED.
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2006-06-19 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Fired and then RUN OVER REPEATEDLY!
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wishing I had a Groundskeeper Willie icon....

[identity profile] xterm.livejournal.com 2006-06-19 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Achh... don't bother me I'm mekkin' me noodles 'n rum soup.



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Re: wishing I had a Groundskeeper Willie icon....

[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2006-06-19 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
ahahahaha! DO NOT TOUCH WILLIE.
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[identity profile] ms-nerd.livejournal.com 2006-06-19 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

I love you.
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2006-06-19 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
♥! Now that you are back from your vay-cay, we should go to one of the game-nights sometime. *g*
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[identity profile] darlita.livejournal.com 2006-06-19 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
You forgot that the single is called SexyBack....

[identity profile] between-names.livejournal.com 2006-06-19 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Like his own sexy back with Momma's initials carved into his flesh.

OMG Maggie -- it's all about Momma. NOW IT IS ALL CLEAR.
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2006-06-19 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
omg!!! That makes it instantly better!! Not good by any means, but better. ahahahah!
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2006-06-19 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Why did you *remind* me!??!?

*rocks in a corner*

[identity profile] embitca.livejournal.com 2006-06-20 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Hah! I hope every song on the record is the same TitleFormat!! :)
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2006-06-20 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
la la la la la I can't hear you....

*g*

[identity profile] xphile101.livejournal.com 2006-06-19 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I am very, very unsure of both the album title and the song title.

Can't wait to see him on tour, though.
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2006-06-19 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Dood! Hopefully this time he'll make it across the US-Canada border and not have to cancel his concert.

*is pathetically bitter*

[identity profile] xphile101.livejournal.com 2006-06-19 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
The fact that it's a club tour makes me very, very happy. Last go-round, the club show was a million times better than the arena show.

[identity profile] zarahemla.livejournal.com 2006-06-19 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I do have a secret pop fetish, but I don't think my indie dignity will let me listen to a song called "SexyBack." Oh, the dilemma
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2006-06-19 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You should pronounce it "sezzzzy". Like, "SezzzyBack". Also with an English/punk accent! That's what confers instant musical cred, right?

[identity profile] zarahemla.livejournal.com 2006-06-19 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, to be sure. Also, putting "the" in front of it. I'll say "The SezzzzyBack." Then it will be worthy of my indieness.
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2006-06-19 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the spirit! *waves pennant*

[identity profile] prettypinkkitty.livejournal.com 2006-06-19 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
SexyBack does sort of equal PopoZao, doesn't it? They're both sort of complimenting the back side, I guess...

Is Justin trying to win Britney back by imitating KFed? Or is it just bad titling? You decide.
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2006-06-19 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Soon there will be a dreadful monster of a clubtrack called "SexyZao PopoBack", and dogs and cats will live together under the gentle ministry of Gozer.

*weeps quietly*

[identity profile] jdq.livejournal.com 2006-06-19 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
*this* is the best title you could come up with? Something that sounds like a vibrator that also plays cheap midi tunes?!?

that made me laugh very loudly.
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2006-06-19 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, for realz! I just cannot...WHY would he think that was a good title? Lord.

[identity profile] jdq.livejournal.com 2006-06-19 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
cause he's a cocky bastard and knows he can do anything. He can name it anything and he knows people will go bananas over it. lol. He could have named it bananas! Oy Justin.
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[identity profile] gigantic.livejournal.com 2006-06-20 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
The album title doesn't bother me as much as "SexyBack" does. I keep trying to come up with what that might mean exactly and it gets a little scarier with each thought.


Groundskeeper Willie attempting to sing a one-man round

I was choking with laughter at that. I haven't watched live TV in weeks, and I'm SO GLAD that's one thing I didn't miss out on seeing.
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2006-06-20 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I am still in awe at how Dan Castallaneta managed to sing the round that way. I mean, WTF?!?!? ahahahaahha!

"SexyBack" is so awful. I just...GOD.

[identity profile] flyingtapes.livejournal.com 2006-06-20 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Something that sounds like a vibrator that also plays cheap midi tunes?!?

OMG!! that is so what it is.
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2006-06-20 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
PLEASE LET HIM USE ONE IN THE VIDEOS O LORD

[identity profile] theantimodel.livejournal.com 2006-06-20 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
Ahahahaha I too, do Not Get It. OutKast shout out? Gwen Stefani ref? Poor taste?
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2006-06-20 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll go with 'poor taste' for the win!

[identity profile] ciderpress.livejournal.com 2006-06-20 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
FutureSex/LoveSounds: SexyBack

like most other things in life, i feel like there's a Brokeback joke to be made here somewhere but i just can't see quite put my finger on it.

oh, justin. i really did miss him a lot"". okay, as long as the love sounds aren't him and cameron actually doing it, 'cos, wow, i can't believe my brain actually went there. it's the buzz words, maggie! i'm being confuzzled.
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2006-06-20 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
as long as the love sounds aren't him and cameron actually doing it

Now I'm confused too, because I don't know if I am horrified by that idea or really, really delighted. wtf? I should just distract myself with figuring out this elusive Brokeback joke.

*holds you*

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_ducks/ 2006-06-20 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I just... I don't know that I can go into a shop and buy something called that. *weeps*

Also, that picture that's doing the rounds with the news blurb SCARES ME.

[identity profile] evilprettykitty.livejournal.com 2006-06-20 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Amazon.com baby...cause I don't know that I could go into a shop and buy it either.
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2006-06-20 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
See, now -- I LOVE the picture. It's got kind of 'urban-bandit/mild BDSM' overtones that appeal to me juuuuust right. *g*

[identity profile] imogenics.livejournal.com 2006-06-20 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
FutureSex/LoveSounds: because Speakerboxx/The Love Below is too recent, BlookSugarSexMagic is too beloved and Love, Angel, Music, Baby is too retarded. Oh Justin, sweetie.
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2006-06-20 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I would be willing to bet cash money that this is *exactly* how he explains it to the inner circle. Hee!