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All I do lately is pimp, but it's for your own good, dammit!

So here, go read Caught. Because I loves me the three-man bus, and nobody does it like cliokat. And really, how can you resist a story that starts with:

JC was stronger than he looked. He could press Justin to the bed and tie his hands behind him in only moments. Justin was pulled out of sleep to the sudden shock of something tightening on his wrists. Sometimes it was cool satin, other times it was rough rope. Once it had been a thin, harsh metal, but the cut it had scraped into Justin's wrist had hurt far too much to use it again.

While you're there, you should also read the really bitter and funny and wonderful In Between, which was co-dedicated to me in the following manner: "...and for Stubbleglitter who seems to like Justin in spite of herself."

Ain't that the truth.

Also: Katie and I plan a seminar series on The Hotness Dynamics of Boys Drinking Things. All are welcome to attend, as long at you bring plenty of Mountain Dew, tea, Gatorade, and cherry slushies. Star-shaped cookies and Jujubread Lattes will be served at the break.

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ME: Happiest of birthdays to chootoy!!
CHRIS: Whoo! Yeah! Hope you're planning to get hammered!!
ME: Well, we'll be ordering Chinese food. And watching a lot of horror movies and playing a scary video game to freak ourselves out.
CHRIS: *eyes me scornfully and suspiciously*
ME [sighing]: And probably getting hammered.
JC [excited]: Hey, her hair's all colored like mine! With blonde! And, um, she's a redhead! And stuff! Whee, yeah!
ME: Jayce, why don't I introduce you to her cat, Dakota? You two will hit it off marvelously.
CHRIS: Because they're both pretty kittens or whatever?
ME: Because neither of them has a thought in their pretty kitty heads.
JC: Whee! Whoo!

squeeee!!!

Lucy!!! Thank you so much for the various *nsync stuff that arrived at my house today! It's all wonderful and there was much squealing over the Valentines and photocards. You're a doll. *mwah*

Heeey, boyo....

theboyy!!! Over here! Yoo-hoo!



D'you want him? ^_^