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All I do lately is pimp, but it's for your own good, dammit!

So here, go read Caught. Because I loves me the three-man bus, and nobody does it like

cliokat. And really, how can you resist a story that starts with:

JC was stronger than he looked. He could press Justin to the bed and tie his hands behind him in only moments. Justin was pulled out of sleep to the sudden shock of something tightening on his wrists. Sometimes it was cool satin, other times it was rough rope. Once it had been a thin, harsh metal, but the cut it had scraped into Justin's wrist had hurt far too much to use it again.

While you're there, you should also read the really bitter and funny and wonderful In Between, which was co-dedicated to me in the following manner: "...and for Stubbleglitter who seems to like Justin in spite of herself."

Ain't that the truth.

Also: Katie and I plan a seminar series on The Hotness Dynamics of Boys Drinking Things. All are welcome to attend, as long at you bring plenty of Mountain Dew, tea, Gatorade, and cherry slushies. Star-shaped cookies and Jujubread Lattes will be served at the break.

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Also: Katie and I plan a seminar series on The Hotness Dynamics of Boys Drinking Things. All are welcome to attend, as long at you bring plenty of Mountain Dew, tea, Gatorade, and cherry slushies. Star-shaped cookies and Jujubread Lattes will be served at the break.

[raises hand]

I wanna sign up!

I seem to be developing Puppies eating/drinking things issues.

It's inescapably hot, I'm telling you.

*licks pencil and writes on clipboard*

You're signed up, dude. Issues are welcome; Katie and I welcome class participation. ^_^

Also: Katie and I plan a seminar series on The Hotness Dynamics of Boys Drinking Things. All are welcome to attend, as long at you bring plenty of Mountain Dew, tea, Gatorade, and cherry slushies. Star-shaped cookies and Jujubread Lattes will be served at the break.

*raises hand* count me in. I love to further my education. Will there also be a panel on Boys Licking Ice Cream Cones?

*scribbles on clipboard*

Ice Cream Cone and the Proper Lickage Thereof will be covered in the section titled, "Melty Slidy Stuff." Also included in this section are lollipops, slushies, and Lance.

Ice Cream Cone and the Proper Lickage Thereof will be covered in the section titled,"Melty Slidy Stuff." Also included in this section are lollipops, slushies, and Lance.

I move that we substitute Nick for Lance, as the evil one will probably be too busy trying to overcome the latest setback to his plans for world domination. And, you know. Nick. Neck. What's not to lick?

Dude. Nick and Lance. Both are melty and slidy. And fun to lick.

i want to come.

boys making coffee.

boys draining a glass of milk in one gulp.

boys drinking orange juice from the carton in the refrigerator with other boys hanging off of them, licking their necks and stuff.

boys staring broodingly at each other over shot glasses of remy.

ohhhh, yeah.

Oh. Oh, oh, oh.

That is so wonderful.

I [heart] you.

Because boys. Particularly Justin. Drinking Things. [moment of awed lust-filled silence] is so damn hot. Soooooooo hot.

*adds name to list*

Mmmmmm. These delicious potable scenarios and many others will all be covered (extensively) under Bottle, Cup and Straw--A Guide to Drinkage.

Dude. I feel so special. Awww. You're so sweet.

And yay! Seminar. I can't wait. I think we need to think long and hard about the cirriculum.

Also, I'm thinking, what with this extended hiatus, the boys might have some free time to come by and give demonstrations. Because that would help. You know, just to get the point across.

I think I shall give a demonstration on the appropriate use of and technique for the [moment of awed lust-filled silence].

Yes yes yes! We will definitely be needing some in-class demonstrations of Boys With Things in Mouths. I was thinking that we could switch off for lectures, and one of us will do the slides while the other talks.

We need an entire section on the [moment of awed lust-filled silence], for sure. And I'll prepare my keynote speech on "Justin Consuming Things = Total Lustbunny Madness."

I was thinking that we could switch off for lectures, and one of us will do the slides while the other talks

That's a perfect plan.

"Justin Consuming Things = Total Lustbunny Madness."

Ooh. I can't wait for that speech.

I'm going to work on an interactive lecture entitled "Shouldn't Kinky Sex Make You Hungry?: Why JC Doesn't Eat and How We Can Fix This".

I think I shall give a demonstration on the appropriate use of and technique for the [moment of awed lust-filled silence].

This requires many, many pictures of Justin (an other boys) Drinking Things, correct? Because I think I'll need to practice. A lot. "A lot."

Oh yes, we'll all practice. I'm thinking floor mats and breathing excercises. I think the entire thing will be modeled on a yoga class, but with a lot more lust.

Make sure you save me a seat in the front row.

And really, what better things could Justin have to do than come by and drink things for us?

I believe Glitter's keeping the list on her trusty clipboard, but I'll be sure to mark you down for prime seating.

And I can't think of a single thing that would be a better use of International Pop Sensation Justin Timberlake's time than attending our seminar.

Damn straight. In fact, I'm pretty certain that when we send him our syllabus, he'll book at least six months off so he can devote his time to demonstrations and guest lectures.

*jots down becky on the clipboard*

I'm "Caught" "In Between" stories and I'm thirsty just thinking about Juppy helping Chris get the 'moves'.

................

"What's that Mr. Kirkpatrick? Well no, I don't know what Gin and Mountain Dew tastes like. Shall we experiment?"
Um, I'd like to sign up for the seminar.
I'll bring the ice.

*re-licks pencil and writes on clipboard*

You're in! And you're a nut, might I add. ^_^
Mmmmm...drunken Puppies. Delicious.

Definite lecture on Drunken!Puppies.

We'll view the Spring Break clips.

Lecture title? "Alcohol and Boybands: Or How Drinking the Right Things Leads To GSF"

"Alcohol and Boybands: Or How Drinking the Right Things Leads To GSF"

Oh, this will be the best seminar series ever.

I'll attend every lecture! All of them! I've never done that in my whole college career!

It's a fact: slash makes you smarter. Or at least more motivated.

I'll attend every lecture! All of them! I've never done that in my whole college career!

I never did that either. If only they'd offered the right subjects, man.

Slash Makes You Smarter. So true.

We've been doing drinkage 'research', Stubbleglitter and I.
She might make room to briefly touch on the 'Gin & Mountain Dew' combo we tried on the week-end in her:
"Naming the Drink" lecture.
-if time permits and the participants haven't fallen out of their chairs drunk as skunks.
"GinDew"?, "MountainGinny"?, "GinnyMount"?(that sounds bad), "DewGin"? "The Kirkpatrick Kick"?
What name would this mix have? You be the judge.

What are we mixing next week-end, dude?
Cheers, 'C'

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