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marej told me to. Oddly, most of these are multipurpose. Huzzah!
Write 10 statements intended to different people. Never tell which one is to who.
1) We don't talk as much as we used to, which is mostly my fault because I am a shitty correspondant. But I still adore you (personally and talent-wise) as much as I always have and am glad beyond words that you're here and that we're friends, and also, I suck. *g*
2) If cheap melodramatics made people beautiful, you'd be America's Next Top Fucking Annoying Model. You're very nice when you're acting like a sane human being, but seriously -- quit throwing wobblies. You're not fifteen years old, for chrissake.
3) You kind of intimidate me, but you've been unfailingly genteel and wonderful to me in all our interactions and so I feel quite proud to be your friend because you seem to have such breeding, dah-ling, and you're not at all toffee-nosed about it.
4) Although I think you're crazy-smart and we've never had a fight, I also think we probably wouldn't get along in person because I hardly agree with anything you say and find you kind of abrasive.
5) You are frenetic and joyful and clever and wicked and I am thrilled that we are friends and confidantes and peers, because most of the people I like the best can all be described by those four words as well and cabals = KEWLNESS. Heh!
6) I appreciate that you love your fandoms. It's nice when people like stuff. But the multiple posts (each hot on the heels of the last) and perma-obsessiveness are REALLY ANNOYING. Sorry.
7) There's the marvelous witty, sharp ladies on my list, and then there's the sugar-sweet ones who never fail to make me feel lucky that they love me and to whom I am utterly devoted because they are not only kind and charming, but funny and warm. You are a permanent member of this group, if not its headliner. *g*
8) You used to be fun once, but now you're all emo and bleeding everywhere, all the time. I feel bad for you because you've been through rough times, but it's also kind of draining and tedious and I skim most of your entries and feel guilty about doing it.
9) Never stop, you sparkly insane delightful bitch. ♥!
10) Honestly, I think you try too hard. But that's okay because you seem to have a good heart and you're enthusiastic and I can just roll my eyes to myself in fond exasperation and enjoy you anyhow, you wonderful doink you. *g*
marej told me to. Oddly, most of these are multipurpose. Huzzah!Write 10 statements intended to different people. Never tell which one is to who.
1) We don't talk as much as we used to, which is mostly my fault because I am a shitty correspondant. But I still adore you (personally and talent-wise) as much as I always have and am glad beyond words that you're here and that we're friends, and also, I suck. *g*
2) If cheap melodramatics made people beautiful, you'd be America's Next Top Fucking Annoying Model. You're very nice when you're acting like a sane human being, but seriously -- quit throwing wobblies. You're not fifteen years old, for chrissake.
3) You kind of intimidate me, but you've been unfailingly genteel and wonderful to me in all our interactions and so I feel quite proud to be your friend because you seem to have such breeding, dah-ling, and you're not at all toffee-nosed about it.
4) Although I think you're crazy-smart and we've never had a fight, I also think we probably wouldn't get along in person because I hardly agree with anything you say and find you kind of abrasive.
5) You are frenetic and joyful and clever and wicked and I am thrilled that we are friends and confidantes and peers, because most of the people I like the best can all be described by those four words as well and cabals = KEWLNESS. Heh!
6) I appreciate that you love your fandoms. It's nice when people like stuff. But the multiple posts (each hot on the heels of the last) and perma-obsessiveness are REALLY ANNOYING. Sorry.
7) There's the marvelous witty, sharp ladies on my list, and then there's the sugar-sweet ones who never fail to make me feel lucky that they love me and to whom I am utterly devoted because they are not only kind and charming, but funny and warm. You are a permanent member of this group, if not its headliner. *g*
8) You used to be fun once, but now you're all emo and bleeding everywhere, all the time. I feel bad for you because you've been through rough times, but it's also kind of draining and tedious and I skim most of your entries and feel guilty about doing it.
9) Never stop, you sparkly insane delightful bitch. ♥!
10) Honestly, I think you try too hard. But that's okay because you seem to have a good heart and you're enthusiastic and I can just roll my eyes to myself in fond exasperation and enjoy you anyhow, you wonderful doink you. *g*
