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- 1st
- 11:16 am
put the dice away before i *take* them away
- 16 comments
- 2nd
- 09:18 am
i hate the people who love me. and they hate me!
- 39 comments
12:37 pmgood news, everybody!
- 23 comments
- 3rd
- 09:51 am
mmmmm, floor-pie
- 13 comments
02:45 pmwait a minute -- this sounds like rock and/or roll!
- 23 comments
09:41 pmyou could load it up with lots of swears! that's what david mamet does!
- 33 comments
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- 4th
- 08:39 am
a murder, honey. a group of crows is called a *murder*.
- 30 comments
10:27 amwow, look at those bowling balls, maggie!
- 21 comments
- 5th
- 07:07 am
and then harry potter and all his friends went straight to hell for practicing witchcraft
- 2 comments
- 6th
- 08:33 am
i'll eat eggplant, i could even eat a baaay-by deer la la lala la la la
- 24 comments
- 7th
- 10:08 am
she even let me sit in her lap and steer! in this comic i drew.
- 9 comments
- 8th
- 10:04 am
who wants to cram in my van and follow bender on tour and live there in the van?
- 38 comments
12:47 pmstoners' pot palace
- 42 comments
- 9th
- 11:06 am
christian, jew, or miscellaneous
- 5 comments
12:27 pmmerJanthfgrr five dollars??!!!? get outta here
- 13 comments
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05:48 pmi've been taken down a peg! a whole *peg*!
- 19 comments
- 10th
- 08:44 am
why can't it *all* be marshmallows?
- 7 comments
02:08 pmwith today's gasoline prices, we can't afford *not* to buy a pony!
- 6 comments
- 11th
- 09:32 am
that's catholic, marge. you might as well ask me to do a voodoo dance.
- 9 comments
- 14th
- 09:26 am
well of *course* i'll still need floozies!
- 1 comment
- 15th
- 10:51 am
*three* pairs of shoes? well, somebody had a fetish!
- 26 comments
- 16th
- 09:46 am
oooh! can she have a pony?
- 14 comments
- 18th
- 10:33 am
"vampire is not a career choice."
- 23 comments
12:09 pmand starring dennis franz as homer simpson
- 17 comments
07:00 pmsweet maiden of the spit, grant now my boon!
- 17 comments
- 20th
- 08:55 am
and they gave me this spiffy nerd ensemble, too
- 3 comments
- 21st
- 03:36 pm
don't worry, i didn't hit your precious *table*
- 15 comments
- 22nd
- 01:18 pm
as long as they have shocking story twists and endless pillow talk
- 35 comments
10:12 pmworthless anger management class! i hate it so MUCH! i...SPIT on it!!
- 22 comments
- 23rd
- 09:07 am
remember -- it's the same day as the dog's?
- 3 comments
- 26th
- 12:33 pm
let's ask this scientitian
- 9 comments
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- 27th
- 09:00 am
where exactly will you be attaching them to that mangled chanel suit?
- 9 comments
- 28th
- 10:00 am
my raisin roundies!
- 7 comments
- 30th
- 11:25 am
yang tse doodle fireworks
- 8 comments
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