2nd
02:15 pm

to the beemobile!!

- 23 comments

4th
10:24 am

everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974

- 30 comments

5th
08:33 am

i call it, "billy and the cloneasaurus"

- 14 comments

6th
07:23 am

even moe knew when i threw up on the dentist

- 16 comments

12:16 pm

if you look in the mirror, you'll see who the *real* vampire is

- 3 comments

10th
09:56 am

you remember the story of oedipus, don't you?

- 10 comments

11th
10:51 am

just then, sir lancelot rode up and saved joan of arc

- 5 comments

12th
12:41 pm

this time, we're drunk on love. and beer.

- 2 comments

13th
08:18 am

in a gumdrop house on lollipop laaaaaane

- 9 comments

12:03 pm

(no subject)

- 36 comments

15th
08:32 am

what do you think mom and dad are doing right now?

- 7 comments

08:51 pm

won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!!

- 16 comments

18th
09:56 am

discus stu was talkin' to *you*

- 28 comments

12:55 pm

err i um uhhh

- 47 comments

19th
03:02 pm

xena can't fly

- 4 comments

21st
01:08 pm

your views are intriguing and i'd like to subscribe to your newsletter

- 14 comments

25th
09:47 am

now *all* the planets are gonna be talkin' smack about our mommas

- 28 comments

26th
10:10 am

these would really go great with guaca-mole

- 21 comments

11:44 am

it's just a damn popularity contest with you kids!

- 11 comments

01:20 pm

they're busting mad rhymes with an 80% success rate

- 21 comments

27th
09:59 am

i'm a 10th level vice president!

- 7 comments

28th
02:24 pm

where people throw ducks at balloons and nothing's the way it seems

- 23 comments

31st
09:16 am

we're going to do our shopping at a 99-cent store?!

- 34 comments

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