bart, you take the spooky roller disco

Wow. If there'd been a skate rink like this around when I was a teenager, you wouldn't've been able to pry me out of the fucking place. I might even have bothered to learn how to skate, yo.

Skateland, by marythefan

It's funny and fast and not everybody can do that thing where you have cameos by every other popstar out there, but Mary manages to make it work and make it work with flair and fun. And it's an au, and everybody's paired off in such interesting and unusual ways, and just go read it already!