screw flanders

"Austin Clarke's deeply sensual novel spins out as Mary Mathilda confesses to the murder of her lover, the wealthy owner of a plantation on the West Indian island of Bimshire."

...is it wrong of me to find it exceedingly funny that the name of this novel is The Polished Hoe?

Anyhow. In case you guys think I don't care anymore--here's another set of ( movie reviews )

women will like what i tell them to like

Stupid divas, trying to kill me with the pretty. And because I'm cramming my opinon down everybody's throat today, here's what:

Justin -- motorcycle. hot. black-and-white with stained t-shirt, hotter. grrrr. he needs to stop being in pictures that make me lose my mind. or not. either way, grrrrr.

JC -- now that's a motherfuckin' bucket hat! i approve, sweetie. plus, anytime you want to put on bling and be all goatee'd and slim and twisty in your dark indigo jeans, i will stand by you. even though you're my least favourite, so see how well that outfit works for you?