don't thank me, thank the knife

Why hello, everybody.

Earlier this year I had appendicitis! And because I'm an unholy monster with a pain threshhold that surpasses carthorses, I languished for three days with my ruptured appendix, wondering what the hell sort of flu caused a bellyache like that, before betaking my fool ass to the hospital where I was summarily operated upon and then languished there in a hot uncomfortable bed surrounded by a rotating coterie of middle-aged to elderly white women who all either a) had a SHIT TON of visitors at all times or b) had many conversations about their summer homes on the Island, their luxurious trips abroad, or ther profitable business ventures, while nurses attempted and failed many, MANY times to locate veins into which they could poke needles into me in the hopes of extracting blood!

Anyway this isn't even what I want to talk about, which is fandommy stuff, because I dunno I've fallen into a Tom Hardy madness of late? And my friend John and I created a tumblr called 'tommyplum' to that effect. There are three of my contributions perhaps worth looking at so far, all of the Peaky Blinders persuasion:

..the gospel of alfie solomons, transcribed by me, and its companion piece;
..the ballad of tommy shelby, likewise, and;
..arbiter of many things, daylight among them which is an alfie pov one-shot thing.

It's been SO LONG since I did anything fandommy, I feel weird.