don't forget, you're here forever

I have reached that point in my workday where despite the not inconsiderable amount of work that's accumulating in apocalyptically-teetering piles all around me, I am just staring blankly into space wishing that the power would go out or that mysterious varnish smell would reappear, so I could leave and go home and eat oatmeal for dinner and drink a Strongbow and watch my blurry download of Inception.

So here, have Zoe Saldana and Mila Kunis being post-coital college roommates. I know it makes *me* feel better.