wow, you *can* see into the ... present

I am quite convinced that the Wee Sister drew this because she psychically knew that I was in the middle of writing a totally random Merlin fic that's pretty much in the same spirit of the artwork. heh!

. merlin, gen, nonsense
you say she's crazy? morgana's got your crazy!
( between our quests we sequin vests )

this is a job for green lantern, thundra, or possibly ghost rider

AHAHAHAHH WHAT THE ACTUAL POORLY-CHARACTERIZED FUCK

To understand how I have felt about Colossus since the early 90s, you should know that I write a monthly X-Men column subtitled "Talking trash about Piotr Rasputin, one issue at a time." Despite my general state of perplexed boredom re: Lance, he could seriously do better. Hell, Northstar is way more his speed.

Then again, that whole list sucks! What the hell kind of comic book 'fan' thinks that Namor -- who is one of those characters who's like "EVERYBODY IS RACIST AGAINST MY FISH BRETHREN, GO CHUG A DICK, HOOMANS, OR I WILL DROWN YOU IN YOUR OWN SEWAGE" would be a great match for Ann Coulter? She'd be all, "you like fish and have slanted eyes? where do you live, pearl harbour? ps. i loved mickey rooney's work in breakfast at tiffany's, didn't you?" and he wouldn't even say anything back, just call up a bunch of fucking assorted seafood to munch her into a pasty slurry. Which they would then NOT EVEN EAT in order to demonstrate their contempt for her.

I am totally gonna rip off this idea for Sequential Tart and get it done *right*.