the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth

Sigh. La Timberlake was playing in town last night and as usual, we were not meant to be. At least this time I wasn't even able to *get* tickets, unlike with Stripptified when the show was cancelled. At any rate, this event allowed local newscasters to say stuff like, "last night some fans were ... CRYING A RIVER when they were sold fake tickets!" which no doubt gives them great personal satisfaction.

Speaking of personal satisfaction, I found a carefully saved magazine page from an issue of Jane that kitchendinah sent me once, because she is the most thoughtful girl in the world and I do not deserve her. This particular page features Homer Simpson running an agony aunt column, and at the end includes this gem:




Good job, Roxanne from Pennsylvania.

This will likely keep me cheered up through the day, because, my friends -- remember that ad in Futurama for Thompson's Teeth, and it had that guy eating a cereal bowl full of teeth? Well, I was eating Cocoa Krispies last night and had almost that same experience. That's right -- the crown moulding on my single root canal, not content with falling off entirely and then breaking in half, has now started to CRUMBLE INTO MY MOUTH. I am planning to yell at my dentist SO fucking much, y'all.