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- 1st
- 02:02 pm
"failed shelving unit with stupid stuck chainsaw and applesauce"
- 6 comments
- 2nd
- 11:07 am
thanks for not making fun of my genitalia
- 66 comments
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10:34 pmyou're as tender as corned beef, and warm as pastrami
- 13 comments
- 5th
- 12:31 pm
about robots. named rod and todd.
- 18 comments
09:18 pmfly the white flag of war!
- 4 comments
- 7th
- 04:05 pm
i'm a non-voting felon, thank you
- 41 comments
- 8th
- 10:38 pm
hey, there's our resident bull panda
- 6 comments
- 9th
- 03:20 pm
*barks to the tune of 'jingle bells'*
- 8 comments
- 11th
- 09:13 am
jiminy jillikers!!
- 8 comments
- 14th
- 09:20 pm
they don't believe in refunds or exploiting animals for entertainment
- 27 comments
- 15th
- 09:01 pm
don't push them! they've gotta work that out for themselves.
- 19 comments
- 16th
- 05:07 pm
so sad. yet so sexy. yet so delicious.
- 31 comments
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- 17th
- 12:34 pm
and this is for my huggy-bug
- 2 comments
- 20th
- 10:06 pm
now where's that kid with my latte? he's not coming, IS HE?!?
- 16 comments
- 24th
- 05:32 pm
a wonderful, *magical* animal
- 14 comments
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- 28th
- 09:27 am
stupid ice! i always knew i'd die caked in something.
- 34 comments
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