if you've given malibu stacy a haircut and need to order a replacement head

"That is NOT RIGHT. I don’t have TIME to deal with INCEST PUPPIES. I have A LOT GOING ON. I am fighting the false tabloids and I am trying to help Kevin make an album although HE IS NO JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE and I am NOT just talking about SINGING but you didn’t hear that from me."

SO much love for Bitsy, I cannot even EXPLAIN. And now sugarhigh9104 posted confirmation of Brit's pregnancy! I don't even know what to say.

lesasoja wrote me delicious threemanbussness, and there's also a timbertrick ficlet somewhere in that post and they're both so good. SO good.

I am saddened that so many folks would eschew hairstyling advice from the supremely wonderful Fran Walsh. What's wrong with people? It takes serious goddamn WORK and DEDICATION to be able to attain and then pull off the crazy Marla-from-Fight-Club hair, especially if you add DAISIES to it. If I could, I'd go over to Fran Walsh's house every morning and we'd sit out in the backyard with grass-stains on our toes and she'd fix my hair and we'd drink mango juice and champagne and talk about Siberian camel-singing and the best way to eat bananas.

Also, at some point this morning I realized that I COMPLETELY FORGOT to send in an assignment for my Peace & Conflict class yesterday. Ahhhh, well.