Jan. 3rd, 2004

bossymarmalade: blue eye with lashes of red flower petals (bite my shiny metal ass)
- have spent the entire holiday season marginally drunk. Have consumed enough rum and rum products to legitimately be a pirate. Do not anticipate much online involvement until I go back to work on Tuesday.

- Many happy returns to [livejournal.com profile] slimslash!

- Major discoveries of week, due to [livejournal.com profile] cathybites also being drunk:
. Saruman and Wormtongue have a very Burns-Smithers relationship
."Share the looooooad!" from RotK and "I would be *violently* sucked out into SPACE!"/"I devoured him!" from Space Ghost the funniest fucking lines EVER.
. Simpsons "Road RAGE" best game EVER
. Barry Gibb Talk Show gets exponentially funnier the more you watch it

- best fandom thing I've seen lately is [livejournal.com profile] krissita's post about How JC Learned About Sex. All those other kids wuz FOOLS! aaaahhhahahah!!!

Incidentally, I got The Talk when I was twelve; Catholic girls' school, despite what the movies say, is a very unsexy place and I really never had much cause to know before then. We were staying at a beach house and one morning my mother and I went for a walk in our nighties, and then we sat down on some driftwood and she told me about the facts o' life. It was all very strange and surreal. I don't know if Lori ever got the talk; I think my parents relied on me to relate what I'd been told. Heh.

Anyhow, enough. I need to go watch more Battlestar Galactica; last night was the pilot and a chance for Captain Zack of the Battlestar Galactica to prove his quality.

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