you jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive, turkey

i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jc i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love justin i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive i love jive

ps: not sarcasm, fuck yourself with your wire brush

aren't we all a little crazy? i know i am!

Me: Next, we should write JC getting raped repeatedly by Jive until he gets an infection from a ruptured intestine and dies onstage at one of Justin's club shows, and then Justin kicks the body aside and continues singing.

cathybites: JC was rudely awakened from his wonderful dream about clouds and puppies and chasing rainbows and blowing bubbles into a sparkly pink sky. "What, what's going on?" he cried out, his innocent blue eyes blinking in confusion. There was something heavy lying on top of him and JC was scared!

"Shut the fuck up, you stupid little pansy!" said a deep, gruff, scary voice.

"Jive!? Jive, is that you? What are you doing?" JC's sparkly pink pants were torn off. He tried to struggle but he was no match for the powerful Jive. He was so frightened!!!

"You want to make an album? Then sing, bitch!"

JC cried out as Jive's tower of tumescent terror violated him, nearly tearing him in half!! The tears streamed down his face, like pieces of his beautiful shattered soul. "Why? I trusted you! Why would you do this to me? WHY?!?!"

Jive just laughed, the sound cold, cold like ice on a cold winter's day.

Me: *dead from laughing*

shut up, dammit!

...y'know, if I wanted to be a JC-hater (since, as krissita knows, you can't like Justin without hating JC), I'd be posting hysterical admonitions against the Chasez for being on Wade's show. Wade! We all know he betrayed Justin and slept with Britney, and now JC's buddy-buddy with him on his damn SHOW?!?! And then JC Psychos would respond saying "oh, but that's just a ruuuuumor, we don't know that about Wade for sure, it's not a fact," and then I would laugh and laugh and laugh, and then maybe eat pie.

I'm not even angered by this whole kerfuffle anymore, man. It's just so fucking sad, and lame at the same time. Other fandoms are laughing at our lameness. They argue about fucking plagarism and pedophilia and homophobia, and we argue over one dumbass saying dumbass things and other dumbasses responding by sharpening their wire brushes. wtf omg lol, fo sho.