i wish *i* had a monkey-paw

You Amuuur-cans and your blasted access to Justin's Making the Video! *shakes fist impotently* At least we have Rick the Temp and George Hottie McHott Hott Strombouloupoulous.

And here be the funny bit o'Chris for the day:

Love Around by glockgrrl

"God, they make me sick. Don't they make you sick? Joey? Don't they. Fucking kids. Four months of this behavior."

"Mmm-hmm,"Joey agreed vaguely as he nudged by Chris to get to the fridge. He nudged a little rougher than he intended and Chris had to stumble to regain his balance. But Chris didn't seem to notice.

"Look. I mean, fuck. I don't give a shit about people who think they're in love and all that crap, but once the honeymoon is over, it's all fucking downhill from there, you just wait. And I'm gonna be there to see it. And laugh, Joey. Laugh."

Joey mildly patted Chris on the shoulder.