stupid lisa and her stupid book fair

Simpsons last night pre-empted for the Worst Mary Sue Movie Ever, Independence Day? Noooooooo!!

Well, at least there's the ( book survey. )

i *just* mopped that driveway!

Whoot! The Heloise meme!

spasticat had a cool idea:

This could be a meme that would actually be helpful...or at least entertaining. Throughout life one learns strange and crazy tips that make life easier. Wouldn't it be nice to share 'em? These hard-earned tips can be anything from unusual ways to change lightbulbs to getting stains out of carpets.

All I ask is you copy and paste what others have suggested and then add yours numerically at the bottom and then post in your LJ. Limit two tips per person. If the list gets too big hide the bugger behind LJ cut tags. Sound like fun? Then let's ( begin! )

thanks for not making fun of my genitalia

Poor Lance. He's obviously drunk, and yet he still can't force a real-looking smile when confronted by this abomination. I hope he's no longer friends with whoever bought this for him. Especially if he bought it for himself.

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spam, spam, spam, gip and spam....

So! cherry_lips, knowing my intense fixation on both the Wango Tango footage and her fic Shut Up and Lie Still about said event, has made me an icon of it! eeee! Most Intriguing Footage EVER!

Thank you, sweetie! *snug*