if you weren't a man and my father too i'd buy you a diamond ring and i'd marry you

...well, we've just been talking about it so much!!

Soon, I'm certain, somebody will write a wonderful Justin/Harry that's full of finely-drawn parallels and gorgeous imagery and lush prose. This ain't that fic. In fact, this can't even properly be called a fic, because it's just me spasming. Really.

[EDIT: I've switched to a link to an actual formatted webpage version, because, man--I had no idea so many people would read this. You guys are nuts. ^_^]

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Luuurve

Thanks to all the harpies on fandom_wank, without whom I might have decided to just spend the day doing actual work, and to resmiranda for the truly inspired Dumbledore-speak.