2nd
10:24

what are you going to do? it's a TWO-PARTY SYSTEM! ahahahaha!

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14:20

my cat's name is mittens

- 70 comments

6th
15:07

(no subject)

- 6 comments

8th
11:03

DON'T DATE ROBOTS!!!

- 30 comments

9th
08:27

music is none of my business

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10th
11:50

the stage was now set for the alan parsons project

- 4 comments

15th
09:22

PAIN IS NOT THE CLEANSER

- 17 comments
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16th
08:54

so that's what would have happened if i'd invented the finglonger

- 52 comments

17th
17:30

excuse me, ma'am--do you like to laugh?

- 45 comments
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18th
11:50

123 fake street

- 22 comments
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19th
11:56

no-one must know i dropped them in the toilet; not i, the man who drafted the paris peace accord

- 11 comments
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21st
10:12

if you love your bible so much, why don't you marry it?!?

- 24 comments

22nd
12:24

"you know what would be fun?" "no! why would i know a thing like that?"

- 49 comments
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23rd
09:12

whenever poochie's not onscreen, all the other characters should be asking, "where's poochie?"

- 36 comments
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24th
22:18

please forgive me, talking llama!!

- 27 comments
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25th
08:45

glove slap, baby glove slap

- 4 comments

26th
07:42

why does it have a picture of vitamin barn?

- 10 comments

27th
18:03

(no subject)

- 20 comments