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Beyonce has the WORST FRENCH ACCENT EVER. Worse than Pepe Le Pew.

But I like the dress. And isn't that what's important?

The dress *was* cute! And that eyeshadow colour actually worked on her! The earrings were a little costume-jewelry-looking, but that's okay. I hope the other eighteen outfits she'll have on tonight look as nice. *g*

Ahahaha.

superpana compared her to Justin trying to sing in Spanish.

EXACTLY! It's so bad that you don't even realize what language she's singing in!

Oh man. I had to put her on mute.

She was off-key in so many places! Maybe she sucks at French, but the girl has enough talent to carry at tune. Sloppy work, Beyonce!

That hurt my ears. *weeps*

SO BAD. If they hadn't said that she was singing in French, I would've assumed she was singing in some Equatorial Guinea or Eritrean language or something!

Yeah, so glad I missed that.

Dude, you are lucky. It was the most bizarre rendering of the language I've ever heard.

and what in the fuck was up with those exaggerated facial contortions? Dear God how annoying and distracting! I thought she had just come back from a Botox treatment. Yes, Beyonce, your eyeshadow matches your dress. We can seeee!

ahahahah! Now she's doing that song from the Phantom and twirling her arms like a windmill! I think she's hopped up on speed or something. I also think she didn't *quite* learn any of these songs well enough to perform them, because usually she's a better singer than this, man. Maybe having her boyfriend in the audience is making her nervous!

My larynx is burning from me screaming at her to shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where are the Seeestare BarNaDetts when you need them?!? MuthRfuckR!!!
And they let her sing a second song. WTFF?????

I think she's gonna be singing a THIRD. Maybe that's why Jay-Z came with her? To make SURE that the Oscars people don't go back on the "deal" they made to let Peyonce sing everything?

I STILL don't know why the fuck she even got to sing ONE song!!

Like, aren't there COACHES or something for this kind of thing??? I felt very bad for the guys who wrote the song -- then they had to sit there and *clap* for her after she massacred it!

What, they couldn't convince her to "learn" Spanish phonetically and sing the song from Motorcycle Diaries too? And couldn't she have replaced Adam Duritz for the Counting Crows song, or does she not speak Fraggle? Not that it even matters whether or not she speaks the language apparently. That so-called French made my ears bleed.

I'm going to metaquote this!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought so.

huh?

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