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Am livid beyond belief, but in the final analysis the election results could have been worse. Therefore, I am trying to be zen.

I think you should all help me to be zen by doing this meme!

Leave a list of fictional characters in your journal that you would love to get a message from. Your f- and f-of-list's mission, should they choose to accept it, to write you an in-character "letter" from a character on that list. Then they post their own list in their journal and the process continues!

Bono / John Constantine / Zorak, Space Ghost / Dr. Jack, Locke, Sayid, Jin, Sun / Kirkpatrick, Timberlake, Chasez / Dale Cooper, Harry Truman, Laura Palmer / anybody on the Baltimore Homicide Unit / anybody from The Simpsons/Futurama / X-Verse / Batverse / anybody from Red Dwarf / a Winchester / an Everwoodie / whoever else you think I would find entertaining

ANONYMOUS COMMENTING ON. *g*

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Be a man! Be a KLUGMAN!

Maggie!

So sorry to hear about the election and stuff. :-) C came by my restaurant the other day and we were talking about the song that we're collaborating on, but then C said something about fat dogs and it made me think of you. Not in the way that sounded!! Really! I was just thinking about your great icon! Anyway, I said to him, "you know who I miss, C?" And he says, "who, cat?" And I said, "Maggie! We should totally invite her down for some dim sum!"

So, come eat with us, girl! Text me.

-JT

maggie

michael. walt. help.

jin

What a fun idea!

Dear Maggie,

I miss your letters.

Love,
Lynn Harless

Maggie,

Look at me. LOOK AT ME! When they ask you and whose army, you tell them, Maggie. You tell them, me and Jack's army! That's right.

~~Dr.Jesus~~ ~~Dr.Moses~~ Dr.Jack.

Dear M,

I'm addressing you as "M" and not as "Maggie" because that's the curt and childish way I react when my feelings are hurt.

Why don't you want a letter from me? My hair is flowing and my nose is precious. I always make good decisions - not just for myself, but for everyone around me, too. I look fantastic in ever-changing ratty tank-tops, because they showcase my strong, tomboyish, full-of-womanly-allure arms. I like to overreact to things that merit no reaction and I don't address the things that I should notice and argue about. If you got to know me, I'm sure you'd approve of the way I manipulate Jack. I plan to mess him around for at least three more seasons - he'll never be a fully-functioning leader, but that's okay, because I'm going to lead our army to victory. Wait, what do you mean that puts me in the front lines?

xoxo,
Kate

DEAR MAGGIE

DRINK MORE.

LOVE CHRIS

Maggie -

How's the pie?

Dear Maggie,
In times like this is it important to remember SPACE CORPS DIRECTIVE 34124 and continue on as is our duty, and keep order and a strict schedule.

Arnold J Rimmer

***
Bugger that. Fancy a vindaloo and curry? Ignore the smeg for brains.

Dave

***
Humans are very illogical. But charge my socket and call me Bill, there are floors to polish.

Kryten

***
All hands on deck. Swirly thing alert!

Cat

*giggles*
(*directive 34124: "No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity")

Maggie, Maggie, Maggie. The Waterfront just ain't been the same without you. 'Course, The Waterfront ain't been the same without Munch and ol' jailbird Bayliss neither, but I guess that ain't neither here nor there.

What I was writing to say was that I've been findin' myself sittin' around, listenin' to a whole bunch of Teddy Pendergrass all by my lonesome, and you know that ain't right. So if you ever find your pretty little self in my neck of the Inner Harbor, I just might leave the light on for you.

Signed just about as sincerely as I get,
Det. Meldrick Lewis
Baltimore Homicide

Maggie-

Dude, totally wish you were here. A weekend of skiing just isn't the same without out.

Collin and Ephram say hi. I know they say that nobody wins in a threesome, but dude, they never tried it on a ski lift!

Missin' ya!
Bright

Maggie, honey:

I'm thinking about changing my hair, but it seems like every time I do that something terrible happens. Thoughts?

I tried to ask Chris, but he pulled out some pot and we spent three hours talking about wallpaper paste and mint tea-- which reminds me, I think Chris might start a line of edible wallpaper pastes. Like Jessica's beauty products, but practicle. Lance has already offered to invest some of his reality tv money.

...Anyway, Chris is coming over again, so I should run. Let me know about the hair.

JC

Relax, chere! Dem ain't worth des much grief. Sure, t'ings don't look to good for da world, but dems the breaks. People, de make mistakes, and we get stuck wit' dere messes, but we get by. Da world keeps on turnin'. Dat is just da way of way of it. Ain't nut'in' to do but make da best o' t'ings and hope dat somet'in' better comes our way in da future.

Remy

Heeeeeeeeey there, robosexual.

-B

PS - You wanna make like a wrench and screw?

Deer Maggie,

I fel that you're yoos of ikons that ~~redekool~~ ~~reedacule~~ ~~ridekul~~ make fun of mY ~~intel~~ ~~intelgents~~ brain is is AGGGH! WHATS THAT WORD? LISA!

Sink sersly,

Homer

My dear fellow mutant,

You are entirely too fretful about the recent changes in the Canadian government. Firstly, despite what that priggish pantywaist Xavier may have been telling you I cannot--for obvious reasons--imagine a group of politicians who would be more naturally sympathetic to the goals and aims of a lot of sad twisted genetic freaks than would be the Conservatives. Secondly, all else aside it is safe to say that your Prime Minister Harper is...not who he appears to be. If you get my drift.

Yours,
Magneto

Mags--

Hey, you think politics are a bitch now, you try living through Nixon's second term. Sending you a little pick-me-up separately, from the back of my medicine cabinet--DO NOT OPEN IT UNTIL YOU'RE ALONE. If Customs gets to the package before you do, I disavow all knowledge.

Dee-tect-ive Munch

P.S. Is there a tactful way to tell Kay to quit kicking me during her sleep, and to start using a stronger mouthwash? I really don't want to fuck up ~~marriage number five~~ ~~six~~ ~~five~~ things, but I'm telling you, that Chesapeake Essence of Bloated She-Crab or whatever she uses to swish with before bed just ain't doing the trick.

John

Maggie,

I hear that you're interested in being a minion of the coming New World Order. Any help would be, of course, appreciated. I've been watching you.

Tell that twit Space Ghost that there's a situation in another part of the galaxy. I'll use the time to escape.

Hahahahahaha!

-Zorak

Greetings, citizen! Are you getting enough oxygen? I understand that lesser beings such as yourself are in need of plenty of it. Whereas I, with my colossal physique [flexes mightily] can go without for sustained periods of time. Let me show you! [holds breath]

Dear Santa,

Is it nice on the moon? Daddy says that I have to wear a helmet when I ride my bike so the magic fairies don't fall out of my head. One tried to crawl out my nose but I stuffed him back in right away.

Love,
Ralphie

Mags,

Who's your pope?

peace,
Bono

Dearest Maggiekins,

I find your endless devotion to the Bat truly heartbreaking.

Fortunately it won't be my heart that will be breaking tonight, if you catch my drift.

Stay clear of the shadows; who knows what lunatics might be lurking there.

Crazy for you,
The Clown Prince of Crime

Dear Maggie,

I'm sorry about your latest election results. You should write a scathing essay on how you lost faith in democracy, read it to the right people, and then watch it do its magic. It worked for me.

Stand up for what you believe in!

Sincerely,
Lisa Simpson

Dear Marge,

Didja get my card? I know it's for Valentines Day and that's a couple weeks away but it was cheap and I figured you like cheap things.

What about my flowers? I picked them from your front lawn, so I knew you'd like 'em.

Maybe my chocolates? I found them in the men's john the other day. They still looked mostly untouched. I only tried one, but I put it back.

Please Marge, you gotta leave Homer, I can do so much with you! For! I mean for. For you. Not with.

Oh god, I'm a loser.

Moe

(wait - you do live on Evergreen Terrace, right?)

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