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[bossymarmalade]

Am livid beyond belief, but in the final analysis the election results could have been worse. Therefore, I am trying to be zen.

I think you should all help me to be zen by doing this meme!

Leave a list of fictional characters in your journal that you would love to get a message from. Your f- and f-of-list's mission, should they choose to accept it, to write you an in-character "letter" from a character on that list. Then they post their own list in their journal and the process continues!

Bono / John Constantine / Zorak, Space Ghost / Dr. Jack, Locke, Sayid, Jin, Sun / Kirkpatrick, Timberlake, Chasez / Dale Cooper, Harry Truman, Laura Palmer / anybody on the Baltimore Homicide Unit / anybody from The Simpsons/Futurama / X-Verse / Batverse / anybody from Red Dwarf / a Winchester / an Everwoodie / whoever else you think I would find entertaining

ANONYMOUS COMMENTING ON. *g*

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Maggie,

You do realize, I hope, that you will always be a welcome member of my little organization and I encourage you to embrace your unique genetic powers to the fullest. Now admittedly, even I find the ability to set the members of haphazardly choreographed male singing groups on fire by making dildos materialize in front of them to be a strange mutation indeed, but I certainly have no intention of arguing with success. I also do think you would be far less tedious company than this "Pyro" creature who seems to regard himself as my long-lost son, and if you could convince Mystique that morphing into, oh say, Orlando Bloom just once in a while wouldn't kill her I would be forever in your debt.

Yours, Magneto

P.S. I notice you keep referring to yourself as "Maggie." What is your name? Not the name your parents gave you--I mean, your real name? (If you can, do try to pick something better than "Pyro," "Iceman" or "Storm"--with self-baptisms that banal, any moment one expects to see the proud mutant team of Spanky, Alfalfa and Buckwheat mounting a frontal assault on the White House.)

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Dear Magneto,

I am intrigued by your offer to join your Acolytes; while I would love to have the chance to talk Mystique into taking on different and exciting forms, I'm afraid we'd probably have to get rid of Pyro entirely. I just don't have any tolerance for such desperate whiners, and, I mean, really -- St.John? St. John Allerdyce?? What kind of name is that?!?

If you've still got that cool outer-space HQ on Asteroid M, I'm all yours.

faithfully,
"Dildectra"

[(Anonymous)]

My dear Dildectra (now, that is an appropriately euphonious mutant name!),

Believe me, the whinging little St. John would have been dispatched long ago if we could all have decided on an appropriately slow and painful method of demise. Care to cast the tie-breaking vote between being fed in small pieces to fire ants (get it?) or being gradually suffocated in a giant vat of horse snot?

Yours diabolically, Magneto

P.S. The Acolyte Glee Club is scheduling auditions--I don't suppose you sing a mean contralto or anything, do you? If not, there's always the muffin-baking committee.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Dearest Magneto,

As luck would have it, I am possessed of a sublime contralto that would make Banshee wail in jealousy! Alas, my muffin-baking skills are somewhat limited, as mine always seem to be overmixed and suffer from those nasty tunnels inside. But I would be delighted to join the Glee Club.

My vote on St. John? Horse snot. Most definitely.

worshipfully,
Dildectra