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[bossymarmalade]

Am livid beyond belief, but in the final analysis the election results could have been worse. Therefore, I am trying to be zen.

I think you should all help me to be zen by doing this meme!

Leave a list of fictional characters in your journal that you would love to get a message from. Your f- and f-of-list's mission, should they choose to accept it, to write you an in-character "letter" from a character on that list. Then they post their own list in their journal and the process continues!

Bono / John Constantine / Zorak, Space Ghost / Dr. Jack, Locke, Sayid, Jin, Sun / Kirkpatrick, Timberlake, Chasez / Dale Cooper, Harry Truman, Laura Palmer / anybody on the Baltimore Homicide Unit / anybody from The Simpsons/Futurama / X-Verse / Batverse / anybody from Red Dwarf / a Winchester / an Everwoodie / whoever else you think I would find entertaining

ANONYMOUS COMMENTING ON. *g*

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Tim--oh, I visited you, you just don't REMEMBER it because you were so wrapped up in your own SUFFERING and PAIN and BASHING YOURSELF IN THE HEAD with the visitor room phone thingy to notice anyone else was around. Do you UNDERSTAND that this is all because of your DARK SIDE, that you have to KNOW and LOVE your dark side and EMBRACE the sick sad pain of this godless world? DO YOU UNDERSTAND? DO YOU--oh, fuck it. Mary and the kids say hi.

Francis Xavier Pembleton

P.S. I'm not going to say sorry about your country, Maggie. SORRY? Have you ever SEEN what sorry really looks like, lying splayed at the corner of Pratt and Exeter with its guts fanning over the asphalt like an exploded starfish and the top of its skull stuck on the Domino Sugar neon sign? HAVE YOU? GET OUT OF MY BLOOD!!

Frank

P.P.S. What do you call that phone thingy, anyway? You know the one where you sit on one side of the plastic barrier and the convict's on the other and you talk back and forth? I asked Kay once and she didn't know.

F.

Deer Uncle Tim,

I am sorree about my daddy's letter heer is a picture I drew you of a bunnee.

Livvy

P.S. Don't take it personallie he's been kind of crabbee since they elected that new Poppe.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Dear Frank:

Have you forgotten all of the calming exercises you had to learn when you stroked out? Jesus, anybody would think you LIKED courting disaster. Learn a mantra or something!

As for the prison question -- I would imagine that they're called "non-contact visitor's phones" or something unwieldy like that.

Kiss Livvy for me; she obviously did not inherit your temper, and her bunny-art is sublime!

love, maggie

ps. I hear you on the new Pope. Sucks to be us.