we're not bad people, we just weren't paying attention

[bossymarmalade]

Dear Veronica Mars powers: Logan's new girlfriend suck-o's the big-o el weiner-o. Why does she deliver all her lines like a six year-old with a speech impediment? Why won't she GO AWAY and give more screentime to Wallace?!?!

Dear fandom: Amanda Bynes in drag = Lance Bass.

Dear America's Next Top Model: Gina is indeed lame, but her response to having a giant hissing cockroach roam her body was RIGHT and CORRECT. When one has a cockroach on them, one should definitely shriek and blubber and lose all control of one's face. One should *not* KISS THE DAMN THING like that fool Jade.

Dear Lost: Please have Kate never talk to Dr. Jack again; I feel ACTUAL LOVE for her when she is trading flirty barbs with Sawyer or being all BFF with Sun. kthnxbye.

Dear Interested Parties: I made strawberry scones last night and they are marvelous -- sweet but not cloyingly so, light and delicious. I highly recommend!

Dear Lynn Harless: Maybe you're right, and babyboy *did* dodge a bullet. derrrrrrr

Comments

[glendaglamazon.livejournal.com]

Okay. That sculpture thing? REPULSIVE! The fact of it. The inspiration behind it. The representation of it. Just. ICK! I can't believe this is up somewhere in Williamsburg. I keep thinking I'm just missing the irony. If the opening were on April 1st instead of April 7th, it would make more sense.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Oh God, how I WISH there was irony involved!! Sadly, I think there is none.

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

Oh, Britney, where did you go so HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY WRONG?

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

IT WAS K.FED. No matter what the question, the blame always goes to K.Fed.

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

When one has a cockroach on them, one should definitely shriek and blubber and lose all control of one's face. One should *not* KISS THE DAMN THING like that fool Jade.
*dies ded from the laff*
But they were schmexy model cockroaches! If they were modelling tarantulas I'm sure there would have been urine puddles all up and down that runway! ...and on my futon. I would also like to add that I could see Jade playing Voldemort. Flat. Snake-like. Eyes.

*envies your scones*

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

they were schmexy model cockroaches!

ahahahah! omg they were SO GROSS. I think of somebody actually settling down to ADORN the fucking things with glue and crystals and just about BARF.

I would also like to add that I could see Jade playing Voldemort. Flat. Snake-like. Eyes.

...

You are a casting GENIUS. I will never again think of anything else when I look at her!!!

[callsigns.livejournal.com]

Everything about that last link is incredibly, incredibly wrong.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Intensely. Right down to the fact that it's not even a good sculpture.

[callmesandy.livejournal.com]

But. Uh. I'm convinced Britney didn't, you know, actually pose for that horror. I have to be convinced, Maggie. I HAVE TO BE.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Oh god! No, I would never be able to look at her again if she'd posed for it. I'm CERTAIN she didn't. OH GOD.

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

I just saw the sculpture.
...
I like how he has her on her hands and knees LIKE ALL PROPER WOMEN SHOULD BE! That's right! Doggy when you do and doggy when you pop! Your servile pose shows you understand your place in society; and that place is having babies and putting family before career!

@#$@!@%$!@%$!@#$@

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Doggy when you do and doggy when you pop!

I swear to god, you have this absolute GIFT for stating something in this really sharp, concise, no-frills way that is simultaneously hysterical & awesome. ♥!!

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

Ahhaha, now I'm blushing!
XD

[katlike.livejournal.com]

DUDE, I find it creepy that Logan even WANTS to have sex with her, you know?

He could take it up again with Charisma Casablancas, and I would be FINE. The little girl? Squicks me.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Jesus, YES. That little girl is so grody. I can't believe I just used that word that I resurrected from 1988, but seriously -- GRODY.

[trixiesfic.livejournal.com]

Oh my fucking god. That sculpture is just so. so. ICK is the best word I can come up with. I'm guessing she didn't actually have anything to do with it?

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I am pretty darn sure Bitsy had nothing to do with the sculpture. I just...I don't even know what I would THINK if she had!!

[stoptocheer.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, you're right about Amanda-Lance. Holy shit.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

ahahaha! You will never look at her the same way AGAIN.

[marej.livejournal.com]

Dear Lost: Please have Kate never talk to Dr. Jack again; I feel ACTUAL LOVE for her when she is trading flirty barbs with Sawyer or being all BFF with Sun. kthnxbye.

OMG! Isn't it CRAZY??? When Kate was talking to Sun and then brought up Sawyer and started GIGGLING LIKE A GIGGLY GIRL I got all AWWWWWW! Unreal, man. I can so dig Kate as long as she's not talking to Dr.Jack who sadly is looking to get a CRAZYCRAZY BOYFRIEND LOCK *facepalms*.

You know what you should do? You should do Lost reviews, like you did the OC reviews, back in the day. yesss, that would be good!

*mwah*

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Kate was talking to Sun and then brought up Sawyer and started GIGGLING LIKE A GIGGLY GIRL I got all AWWWWWW!

What is that ABOUT?!? I hated Kate so much! But the instant she stepped away from Dr. Jack she was not only likeable, she was CUTE. What is going on? Is Evangeline Lilly sent by the DEVIL?!?!

Dr.Jack who sadly is looking to get a CRAZYCRAZY BOYFRIEND LOCK

I am pretty sure I want the two of them to never speak to ANYBODY ELSE AGAIN, because they are perfect in their little yin-yang microcosm. Bless!!

[geneli4.livejournal.com]

Why won't she GO AWAY and give more screentime to Wallace?!?!

she has FAR TOO MUCH screentime for some girl logan is just using to make weevil jealous to make her father to change his testimony, and i'm starting to get nervous. *sighs*

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

omg. After these latest shenanigans with the GODDAMN CAKE I am even sicker of her than before. Is her middle name "DOORMAT"?!?!?

[star-maple.livejournal.com]

Ooh! Will you make me strawberry scones when I come out to visit? They sound heavenly!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

omg! I totally have to do this. I will make them in a LEMBAS SHAPE for Florabama night!!!

[(Anonymous)]

LEMBAS SHAPE!!! EEEEE!!!

*Loves you forever*

I bet Orlando would totally do a lembas commercial for them. :)

Ahaha!

[star-maple.livejournal.com]

Oh, that was totally me.

Oh, and by the way... in yesterday's 24 or Metro or one of those free papers there was a little blurb about Timberlake feeling all sorry for Britney and thinking K-Fed was a talentless hack, but totally willing to help her out with a comeback album if she wanted his help, because he still wants to be her friend. It made me think of this post of yours. :)

[eisakay.livejournal.com]

That sculpture, man, so they're pro-life and anti-bear? No wonder it's the first sculpture of its kind.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

ahahahha! That elusive pro-life, anti-bear market!

[twinklepug.livejournal.com]

Amanda Bynes in drag = Lance Bass.

OMG. SO TRUE!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

hee hee! I will never look at her the same way AGAIN.

[giglet.livejournal.com]

Wow. I wonder how they would taste with frozen strawberries?

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

They might be quite good! As long as the strawberries are sliced up, that is. *g*

[navia.livejournal.com]

Amanda Bynes in drag = Lance Bass.

Yes yes yes, a thousand times yes. I am repulsed every time I see a picture of boy!Amanda.

I was almost excited about that strawberry scones recipe, b/c I have some heavy cream I need to use up, but then I saw buttermilk! I do not have buttermilk. I hate when I'm missing but one ingredient. *shakes fist*

The last link doesn't work anymore, but that seems to be a good thing?

[armistice.livejournal.com]

But you can MAKE buttermilk! It's...it involves vinegar or lemon juice and regular milk, and you'd have to google to get the proportions, but it can be done!

[navia.livejournal.com]

I do not have vinegar or lemon juice, though!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Have you got sour cream or yogurt? You can thin that with a little milk!

To be honest, I think you could probably replace the buttermilk woth more heavy cream; the taste wasn't so significant that it would make a big difference.

[navia.livejournal.com]

No sour cream or yogurt. But I cannot replace ingredients! I am a total obsesso about following recipes to the letter the first time I make something.

[xphile101.livejournal.com]

The last link doesn't work for me and I really, really, really want to know what it is.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I think it was just overloaded while everybody on the internatz got their hands on it. *g* It's working now (http://www.caplakesting.com/2006_catalog/de/index.htm)!

[xphile101.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, my EYES.

[meinnim.livejournal.com]

Amanda Bynes in drag = Lance Bass.

OMG, you are SO right, it's scary.

Please have Kate never talk to Dr. Jack again

*seconds that* They are so zzzzzzz. Absolutely flat and no chemistry. Kate's more interesting when she's around Sawyer. Then again, I think everyone's more interesting when they're around Sawyer. And dammit, I didn't want to like Kate/Sawyer but they're a lot of fun to watch.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. I thought I would loathe and despise Kate fo-eva, but then she suddenly got all cute and funny around Sawyer, and he was even more amusing? What is THAT about? And why won't the writers stop trying to make Jack/Kate happen, dammit?!?!

[stargems.livejournal.com]

Bwhaaaaaaaaaaaaha @ Amandy Bynes. My God, that IS IT. She has a weak chin but the flabby cheeks/puffy face is SO IDENTICAL!

I have yet to see this week's Top Model but aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. Roaches ranks up there with Satan as far as my top fears.

No comment on the status. Just. No comment.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

ROACHES SO DISGUSTING. But then, Jade is pretty disgusting too. They deserve each other!

I wore my sparkly Old Navy shoes the other day and thought of you, dearest. *mwah*!