we're not bad people, we just weren't paying attention

[bossymarmalade]

Dear Veronica Mars powers: Logan's new girlfriend suck-o's the big-o el weiner-o. Why does she deliver all her lines like a six year-old with a speech impediment? Why won't she GO AWAY and give more screentime to Wallace?!?!

Dear fandom: Amanda Bynes in drag = Lance Bass.

Dear America's Next Top Model: Gina is indeed lame, but her response to having a giant hissing cockroach roam her body was RIGHT and CORRECT. When one has a cockroach on them, one should definitely shriek and blubber and lose all control of one's face. One should *not* KISS THE DAMN THING like that fool Jade.

Dear Lost: Please have Kate never talk to Dr. Jack again; I feel ACTUAL LOVE for her when she is trading flirty barbs with Sawyer or being all BFF with Sun. kthnxbye.

Dear Interested Parties: I made strawberry scones last night and they are marvelous -- sweet but not cloyingly so, light and delicious. I highly recommend!

Dear Lynn Harless: Maybe you're right, and babyboy *did* dodge a bullet. derrrrrrr

Comments

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

When one has a cockroach on them, one should definitely shriek and blubber and lose all control of one's face. One should *not* KISS THE DAMN THING like that fool Jade.
*dies ded from the laff*
But they were schmexy model cockroaches! If they were modelling tarantulas I'm sure there would have been urine puddles all up and down that runway! ...and on my futon. I would also like to add that I could see Jade playing Voldemort. Flat. Snake-like. Eyes.

*envies your scones*

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

they were schmexy model cockroaches!

ahahahah! omg they were SO GROSS. I think of somebody actually settling down to ADORN the fucking things with glue and crystals and just about BARF.

I would also like to add that I could see Jade playing Voldemort. Flat. Snake-like. Eyes.

...

You are a casting GENIUS. I will never again think of anything else when I look at her!!!