When one has a cockroach on them, one should definitely shriek and blubber and lose all control of one's face. One should *not* KISS THE DAMN THING like that fool Jade.
*dies ded from the laff*
But they were schmexy model cockroaches! If they were modelling tarantulas I'm sure there would have been urine puddles all up and down that runway! ...and on my futon. I would also like to add that I could see Jade playing Voldemort. Flat. Snake-like. Eyes.

*envies your scones*