bossymarmalade | "'tis," replied aunt heellllllllllllga

Okay. This show needs to stop being stupid RIGHT FUCKING NOW. Not only is this drama between Luke & Lorelai artificial and stupid, but little Sharkjumpy SUXX. Star Trek references? 'Cutesy' crushes on boys? *really*?!? She could not be more of a gross little Mary-Sue Plotpoint if she tried, and that isn't mollified by any acting prowess on the actress's part because her eyes are DEAD (and, as

glockgal said, she's always faintly smiling).

Also, I loathe Zach and am horrified that Lane is wedding that fool. Ugh ugh UGH. Even Seth Cohen at his assaholic worst would be better than that moronic lumpfish Zach.

But that is nothing compared to JESS. Fucking JESS!! Why the hell are the writers trying to get us to believe that Jess is suddenly some wonderful guy, some talented and productive member of society? Could anything BE more pretentious than Jess's emo hair and stupid t-shirt, and his lame contrived conversations with his idiot friends, and the POETRY READING, and his fucking VANITY PRESS!?!!?? Since when is fucking Jess some kind of writerly genius? HE COULDN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE A REFERENCE TO THE ARTFUL DODGER WHEN RORY MADE ONE. What the fuck.

Plus, Jess is canonically a shitty human being; he was dreadful to Luke, rude to all of the Stars Hollow peeps, stole stuff, vandalized stuff, made Rory feel bad about everything she liked or did, and basically just stank the place up. Now we're supposed to find him charming and wonderful? He's supposed to, what, "keep Rory real" or somesuch bullshit? FUCK I HATE HIM.

Lori and I were rooting for Rory to sleep with him, though, so then her and Logan would (supposedly) be even. DAMMIT.

The good parts: Logan and Rory actually talking about stuff (Luke & Lorelai could take a few hints). Emily and Richard wandering around Stars Hollow. Finn omg FINN. *dreamy-eyed*

Also, if you've ever wondered what X-Factor would have been like if it had been made up of people from *nsync, wonder no more. (Why do I write such dumb niche things? Who other than like, *three* people on my fl would even care about this? Goddamn!)

"'tis," replied aunt heellllllllllllga

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