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[bossymarmalade]

Okay. This show needs to stop being stupid RIGHT FUCKING NOW. Not only is this drama between Luke & Lorelai artificial and stupid, but little Sharkjumpy SUXX. Star Trek references? 'Cutesy' crushes on boys? *really*?!? She could not be more of a gross little Mary-Sue Plotpoint if she tried, and that isn't mollified by any acting prowess on the actress's part because her eyes are DEAD (and, as glockgal said, she's always faintly smiling).

Also, I loathe Zach and am horrified that Lane is wedding that fool. Ugh ugh UGH. Even Seth Cohen at his assaholic worst would be better than that moronic lumpfish Zach.

But that is nothing compared to JESS. Fucking JESS!! Why the hell are the writers trying to get us to believe that Jess is suddenly some wonderful guy, some talented and productive member of society? Could anything BE more pretentious than Jess's emo hair and stupid t-shirt, and his lame contrived conversations with his idiot friends, and the POETRY READING, and his fucking VANITY PRESS!?!!?? Since when is fucking Jess some kind of writerly genius? HE COULDN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE A REFERENCE TO THE ARTFUL DODGER WHEN RORY MADE ONE. What the fuck.

Plus, Jess is canonically a shitty human being; he was dreadful to Luke, rude to all of the Stars Hollow peeps, stole stuff, vandalized stuff, made Rory feel bad about everything she liked or did, and basically just stank the place up. Now we're supposed to find him charming and wonderful? He's supposed to, what, "keep Rory real" or somesuch bullshit? FUCK I HATE HIM.

Lori and I were rooting for Rory to sleep with him, though, so then her and Logan would (supposedly) be even. DAMMIT.

The good parts: Logan and Rory actually talking about stuff (Luke & Lorelai could take a few hints). Emily and Richard wandering around Stars Hollow. Finn omg FINN. *dreamy-eyed*



Also, if you've ever wondered what X-Factor would have been like if it had been made up of people from *nsync, wonder no more. (Why do I write such dumb niche things? Who other than like, *three* people on my fl would even care about this? Goddamn!)

Comments

[dine.livejournal.com]

count me as one of the three - I fell completely and totally in love with that!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thank you, sugarplum. *g*

[miss-saigon.livejournal.com]

Agh! Yes, yes, a thousand times yes to all of the above, but emphatically to the Jess/Rory hate. Also, may I add that Rory's whining about how she couldn't help loving Logan "in spite of everything he's done to her" made me want to claw out my eyes? He did nothing! They weren't together, and if she can't handle it then she needs to be honest with him about it, not secretly hate him and pout. I felt really bad for Logan in this episode. Also, yay Finn love, no one else ever likes Finn, but I find him charming.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

if she can't handle it then she needs to be honest with him about it, not secretly hate him and pout

Yes yes dear god YES! Not that I'm terribly surprised, given the massive and horrible act of passive-aggressiveness that Lorelai's embroiled in right now. Sigh.

Finn = SO HOTT. omg.

[frausorge]

I'm unfamiliar with X-Factor, but tulip pants! Chris headed somewhere fast! Timbertrick bickering! Chasez horoscope musing! all = yay!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Hee hee! Oh, those tulip pants. I feel a thrill of nostalgia whenever I think of them. *g*

Thank you, sweetie!

[jae-w.livejournal.com]

you know, i've been hanging in w/Gilmore Girls because I have loved it so for so long -- I've never been a Rory-hater, I've become invested in Logan, I've been willing to avert my eyes from some of the more egregious Luke & Lorelai stuff, but last night at one point there was Luke's daughter AND Jess AND spoken-word poetry all on my TV screen at once, and I was just like, Is God punishing me?

On the other hand, I actually kind of like Zack -- I envision a long life of his hangdog self being cheerfully bullied by Mrs. Kim and it just makes me smile.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I've never been a Rory-hater

Me neither. That confuses me as much as Justin-hating or Buffy-hating -- I mean, they're a HUGE part of the canon, how can you possibly enjoy ANY of it if you hate them?

Luke's daughter AND Jess AND spoken-word poetry all on my TV screen at once, and I was just like, Is God punishing me?

ahahahahah! I laugh because it distracts me from the PAIN. oh god, the paaaaaaaaaaain.

I envision a long life of his hangdog self being cheerfully bullied by Mrs. Kim

Zack being bullied by Mrs. Kim was the most I've been able to stand him in a long, long time. So I approve! *g*

[annaalamode.livejournal.com]

JESS SHOULD BE BANISHED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH. Further episodes should stop trying to sell me on how reformed he is. This show is seriously pissing me off right now.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

FUCK YES. I hate Jess so much, and every time I see him now it just COMPOUNDS on it. Disgusting!!

[annaalamode.livejournal.com]

If this show brings him back one more time and celebrates his jackassery as somehow courageous, I will scream and through things.

[annaalamode.livejournal.com]

that should be throw and not through. It's possible that I didn't get enough sleep last night.

[smartlikejustin.livejournal.com]

Jess's hair was a crime against humanity. Thank GOD there was Finn to balance it all out or I would have had to cry. But FINN! mmmm...

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Jess + poetry reading + pretentious book-talk = GAG GAG RETCH.

Finn, however. Dreamy. I cannot even express how much except by admitting that when he said he hadn't called Logan 'hon' since that steamy night in Bali, or whatever, I didn't even hear the next three minutes of dialogue b/c the mental picture OMG THE MENTAL PICTURE.