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Remember that Simpsons episode where the dentist did that projection of what Lisa would look like if she didn't get her tooth fixed, and the projection had this one hideous snaggly tooth growing and growing until it poked through her jaw and went up into her eyebrow ridge?!?!....

...well, that's what I feel like right now. I'm going to the dentist tomorrow to get this fucker capped, and I don't think I've ever looked forward to oral surgery so much. For somebody whose teeth are completely healthy (as in, no cavities or anything), I sure go through a lot of fucked up pain with the damn things. Stupid Capricorn-ruled teeth.

So to help in getting me through today, there's maximum-strength Orajel and there's Advil. And there's a fandom

The one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it: Tour of Duty

The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets: Homicide: Life on the Street

The mysterious dark gothy one with whom you used to sit up talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized he really was fucking crazy: Velvet Goldmine

The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved he doesn't actually live in town: Hellblazer

The steady: *nslash

The ex: X-Fic

The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with: Queer as Folk (British)

The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't: Harry Potter

The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool guy except it's never really gone anywhere: Batverse fic

The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at him and thinking, Him? How the hell did he land all these cool babes?: X-Files

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Your Justin icon is extremely fitting for this post. The pain (white light) is all concentrated on his mouth region.

Sorry that you're feeling bad, and I hope the surgery goes well.

(hmm, I wonder if there's an Origami description for a tooth somewhere...)

Hey, Jup does fit how I feel right now! That's cool. And I didn't even realize it. *g* Thank you!

*hugs you and pets your tooth*

Sorry you're in pain, chickadee. I'd send cyber-Tylenol or something if I thought it would help. As it is, *bug hugs*, and I hope you feel better soon.

Tee! "chickadee"! I like that. And even if it's a typo and you didn't mean it that way, I also like "bug hugs". Thanks! *snug*

It was intentional. I've been using "bug hugs" for a couple of months, because I have terrible typing skills and am obsessed with all my typos. Glad you like it. :)

*snugs back*

Feel better sweets.

::hugs::

Thank you, baby. *snug*

I'm trying to be a good, sympathetic friend but all I can think of is that picture of Lisa, but with your face.

tee hee!

But, no, seriously, I hope you feel better. *snugglepets*

*giggle*

Um, I mean--you SUCK! You're supposed to feel BAD for me!!

...*giggle*

Ah, I knew that's where H:LotS would go.

Feel better with the tooth....

*g* For you too? Because I have no lingering sense of bitterness with that fandom, unless it's directed towards Fontana for...his crimes. But the fandom itself, and especially all the Schismites? Wonderful. ^_^

No lingering bitterness at all. Having come in after the big autofocus/schism shebang (except for that malicious, annoying person who trolled poetry), I was only there for the warm, welcoming times. Birthday fics and psycho round-robins and people reading -- and even writing -- outside of their pairing... My first fandom and it holds a special place.

The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved he doesn't actually live in town: Hellblazer

Dude...yeah...i wish i hadn't lost touch with hellblazer, but it became too much to keep up with...*sigh*, time to read those TPBs again!

It's about time they fit you in for that, you've been waiting forever! I'm glad it will be resolved for you soon, until then that picture of Lisa will forever be framed in my head (*thinking of you as Lisa*: i hope the fang misses your eyebrow piercing!) Feel better, hon.

::passes over some more advil::

Oh honey, I hope you feel better. I hope the surgery goes well and it ends up fine.

Good luck!

*snuggle*