seymour, come home right away! the refrigerator's too loud!

[bossymarmalade]

ZOMG YAY WACKY HINDU GODS LOL



I am just gonna post this picture whenever my life feels too fucking ridiculous to handle. Because nothing is more ridiculous than this picture.

Dear friends, as if it wasn't stressful enough that I'm covering for two people at work right now plus being directly supervised by the office bully, the wee sister and I are heading off to a Family Reunion for the weekend. This would be fine if it were Paternal Family, who are all very dark and warm and jolly and love each other. Unfortunately, it is Maternal Family, who all put on airs and talk about how wonderful they are and carry grudges until death. They're like Lucille Bluth and Emily Gilmore but without the fun and compassion.

... Okay, not *all* of them are like this, but there's a distinct meanness to them that I'm not looking forward to.

PLUS we will be in rural panhandle Texas, in a little dry town (a DRY TOWN! And us, West Indians!! This WILL NOT DO) in what I assume will be sweltering heat.

WHY DID I AGREE TO THIS

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[glockgal]

LOLLL that's it - when we get back, we're creating that blog I was mentioning and then Yeloson and Delux_Vivens had to peer pressure me and now I really totally want to. YOU HAVE TO DO IT AS WELL OR ELSE IT WILL FALL APART.

Just prepare yourself for the worst, and then everything that'll happen will be awesome! Also - remember:
1) you'll never see them again
2) they'll all try to be fakey-fakey, which is NASTY but then you don't have to feel obliged to make eye contact or even listen to what they have to say.
3) NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN. They're all waaayyy all over in all those places and we're here.

Sigh. I wish you COULD meet up with Dad's side instead. When I went for big bro's wedding, it truly felt like coming home.

[bossymarmalade]

MY FAVOURITE PART IS HOW IT'S SO OBVIOUSLY KRISHNA AND NOT SARASWATI LIKE THE TWEE ETSY WRITE-UP CLAIMS

I will ttly be part of your blog, you know that! It can partner with the Red Dress Press so then we can do it under our real names.

The only reasons this reunion will even be tolerable are a) Arlene and b) you, because at least the two of you will recognize whatever commess goes on!

[glockgal]

(lol I didn't realize the image was a link) *click* OMG WTF THE FUCKING IDIOT CAN YOU NOT SEE THE FLUTE AND THE COWS - OH WAIT YOU DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HINDUISM, IN FACT IT'S PROBABLY MORE FUNNY-CUTE THAT YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT ABOUT IT, RIGHT.

I want to get an account on Etsy just so I can ream her out.

Oh wait, that's what our blog will be for. LOL I anticipate Etsy will be our first stop to get content rolling!

[delux-vivens.livejournal.com]

Krishna, Saraswati, it's all Brahman, why get so upset?

I mean clearly this was done by someone whose finger is taped to the beating pulse of Hindu scholarship.

[delux-vivens.livejournal.com]

Yeloson and Delux_Vivens had to peer pressure me

wait. i did what?

[glockgal]

I'm totally using your good name to further my nefarious needs, of course! I mean.... >.>

[delux-vivens.livejournal.com]

Darn your scary orc tactics!