the one where scratchy finally gets itchy

[bossymarmalade]

What was best about the Golden Globes is how all the big drunk stars in the audience were getting teary-eyed when America Ferrera was making her acceptance speech. Bless!

And now, the linkly roundup:

. from the Wee Sister -- The He-Man & She-Ra Movie! Man. This thing was fuckin' LEGENDARY in our minds as kids. We thought it was the most impressive and epic plotline ever introduced into a cartoon, if you didn't count that story arc in Gummi Bears where they found their ancestral homeland and that borderline moron bear named Gusto or whatever.

. Go Fug Yourself pretty much sums up why I find Drew Barrymore aggravating. Provided, of course, that you imagine all of her dialogue sounding like a seven year-old with a novocaine slur and an overgenerous sense of her own adorability.

. Best Instructions for Buying an HDTV EVER.

. and finally, who *doesn't* enjoy looking at banners comprised of Jacob Underwood's semi-faded face superimposed over one corner of a photo of a roaring lion beneath text about how sexy-dangerous Brian Littrell is? WHO?!?!?

Comments

[chootoy.livejournal.com]

::runs in:points:: STAAAAAAR!!! ::runs out::

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

If I ever need to draw fandom together in a time of crisis, STAR WILL HELP ME DO IT.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lolapalooza/]

i hate Drew Barrymore so much it's hard for me to actually put into words--i'm glad that Go Fug Yourself managed to do it for me.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Seriously, omg. She used to kind of be okay and then she just ... WASN'T.

[karabou.livejournal.com]

omg He-Man & She-Ra movie! They were my favorites when I was little, along with the Care Bears and Rainbow Brite, etc. :D

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

hee hee hee yes! We were also big fans of one particular Strawberry Shortcake special which I have not been able to find anywhere. The one with the Pet Show, or some such idiocy? Brilliant.

[chrismm.livejournal.com]

Re: the HDTV thing (which is awesome): I desperately want to comment there, to poke at the guy whining about the fuck and shit (originally, I wrote them in plural, but it was only one each--I'm a Virgo, I checked). Because bad cocaine, dead hookers' skulls and dying in explosions are OK, but fuck and shit aren't? Whatever. Whiner.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

GOD YES. That kind of passive-agressive holier-than-thou comment is so very very pointless; it never makes the moralist look good. Ever.

I'm a Virgo, I checked

hee! As a Capricorn, I fully understand and condone such steps. *g*

[shamrock-kid.livejournal.com]

...if you didn't count that story arc in Gummi Bears where they found their ancestral homeland and that borderline moron bear named Gusto or whatever.

LMAO. I just spit saltines into my keyboard.

Now where's the Choose Your Own Adventure for choosing a new one?

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

ahahahahaah! Sorry about that, dumpling. But omg, do you know the bear I'm talking about? Because he was SO AGGRAVATING. That was my first taste of a show being retconned to include a new and more 'popular' character!!

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

OMG the She-Ra and He-Man movie!! If you buy the five best episodes DVD, the movie is included. I watched it, and it was so awesome!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Really? I am TOTALLY gonna buy that now! I can't afford the entire sets (and I'm not sure how much I'd want them anyhow), but owning the movie would RULE!!

[kaffy-smaffy.livejournal.com]

STAR!!!!

Those banners? Truly traumatising

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

The banners are glorious! In their traumatising glory. *g*

[withdiamonds.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't mind the damn banners if she'd just finish the fucking story.

Which I may be the only person still reading

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

ahaahah! No, every now and again I go and skim the newest part to see if there's more of the Kevin/AJ/Justin/Dan thing going on. Everything else is CHAFF. *g*

[withdiamonds.livejournal.com]

I must agree. Although I'm still interested in Chris and Brian, because it's so twisted.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I must admit that the thought of Brian having sex creeps me out. Just -- NOOOO! He should be genitally indeterminate, dammit! I can't listen to his sweet sweet voice and think about him having one of THOSE stashed in his trousers!

*is irrational*

[xterm.livejournal.com]

Ok that choose your own adventure is inspired!!!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY! I went to that article actually looking for advice and was richly rewarded!!

[teaspoon.livejournal.com]

he-man and she-ra! \o/

and okay, WHAT THE FUCK is that thing with the banners?!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Are not the banners FABULOUS?!? I wish people would make demented banners for my stories! That would be AWESOME. Shit, I should run that as a challenge or somesuch thing to entertain fandom at large (er, not just with my fic, though). *g*

[teaspoon.livejournal.com]

they're TERRIFYING, but funny. that would be a fun challenge!

[indirajames.livejournal.com]

I don't like Drew Barrymore either, and that link made me want to knock people out with my gravity-capitulating breasts. I approve!

Star. :D

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

It never fails to warm my heart to see how happy people get when I post with Star. Hee!

The way Drew Barrymore TALKS is enough to make me want her to topple over a cliff. Then I saw "Never Been Kissed" and suddenly I hoped that she would hit a great many sharp rocks on her way down that mythical gorge. *shudder*

[1000-words.livejournal.com]

this is crazy belated, but i just wanted to drop by and say hey, i'm steph, i wrote you that insane sesa story. while i was writing, i was reading through your journal so i could personalize the story for you, and the thing is, i just think that you're so interesting, and i was more or less counting the days until i could be like, "it's me! i want to add you!" but then after the reveal, i chickened out. but i'm here now, and i just wanted to say hello, i'm steph, and i added you. you don't have to add me back, i'm not all that interesting, but i figured it was just courtesy to let you know who i am.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

omg, you!! I am totally heinous for not having written you long, detailed, loving feedback for that story yet, because it was so damn well-done that I could've sworn it was written by somebody who knew EXACTLY the kinds of things I adore. Currently I'm embroiled in start-of-term essays and crap, but I promise I WILL.

And hey, if you find my journal worth friending I am all for it! I went and checked out your journal as well, and I think this will work out beautifully. *g*

Serious to god, though -- I don't know how you managed to take an '*nsync discovers slash' story and make it fresh and fun and interesting; talk about SERIOUS talent. Plus you tried to add Lynncest! Now *that's* taking one for your art. ahahahaha!

[1000-words.livejournal.com]

haha oh man, i was so nervous to be writing for you. i'd never done sesa before, and i've barely written any nsync slash. but i saw you were friends with minette, and she told me you were cool and nice and everything. and i saw you had a fixation with badfic, so i figured even if my story sucked a lot, maybe you would at least appreciate that aspect of it?

i honestly cannot believe people actually read the story. i was so embarrassed to be writing an "nsync discovers slash" story that i didn't even tell my beta i was doing it until the night of the deadline. i am so relieved that you liked it!

[smartlikejustin.livejournal.com]

Oh MY GOD. The banner!!!!!