don't look at my human eyes!!!

[bossymarmalade]

I, er. Um. I just ...

If there's anything left on the internet with the power to instantly confuse and terrify me, it's the goddamn furries.

*WEEPS*

Comments

[ms-nerd.livejournal.com]

WHY DID I CLICK THE LINK?? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

YOU CANNOT RESIST THE LURE OF ASLAN FURRY JESUS.

[katlike.livejournal.com]

ARGH.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Precisely.

[lilysaid.livejournal.com]

hahahaa, the caption on that Jesus/Satan drawing is GOLD. I mean, it's so dumb it's not even offensive.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

It's possibly the dumbest thing I've ever seen. And that's saying a LOT!!

[indirajames.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. You always bring things that just make my day.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

What I don't get is why he looks so *dim*. He's more like stoner!Christ than anything, really.

[marej.livejournal.com]

If there's anything left on the internet with the power to instantly confuse and terrify me, it's the goddamn furries.

WHICH IS WHY YOU PLASTER THIS MONSTROSITY ON MY FLIST?????

Dearest Maggie,

Allow me to express my sincere gratitude for giving me something ELSE to be horrified over than Bitsy's mag cover.

Yours in horror and weeping,

Scarred for Life.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I am merely reciprocating for all the hours and hours I've spent after clicking *your* links -- huddled in a corner across the room from my computer screen, wondering if the best way to get rid of the Snarry BDSM MPREG fuck-scene (laid out entirely in Poser with life-like veins on Snape's penis and a maniacal Joker-grin on Harry's face as he reams him) is to:
a) throw something at the computer, hoping to either turn off the monitor or just knock out the power, or
b) kill myself.

*is unrepentant*

[marej.livejournal.com]

I've spent after clicking *your* links

key word: links!!!!

I give you an option. FREE WILL YOU SEE!

*mwah*

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

BAH! Furry!Jesus is nowhere near as scarring as the HP stuff, and you KNOW I have no willpower when it comes to following your links. I refuse to be held accountable!!!

*giggle*

[embitca.livejournal.com]

Quite honestly, I'd rather have this plastered all over my walls than EVER have to look at Britney's magazine cover again. For reels!

[marej.livejournal.com]

SHE MAKES ME KRI SHE DOES.

and i *love* the girl.

[tsamm.livejournal.com]

The one thing worse would be Furry George Bush. DO NOT TELL ME THAT ALREADY EXISTS.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Oh my lord. If that exists, I really don't want to know either. Just the *notion* is...LIKE ACID. waaaaaaah!!

[embitca.livejournal.com]

Now the baby jesus really is crying.

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

Because apparently, he grows up to be the lion version of Tom Welling.

[zaneetas.livejournal.com]

Nnnngh. Oh, so avoiding that link. I can only imagine that it leads to somewhere full of illustration of exactly how the lion can lie down with the lamb -- which first *shudder* and second, somewhere around here I have a pillow my grandmother stitched for me with that phrase on it that I'd really like to be able to look at, you know, ever again in my life.

[mumblemutter.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLEY AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

AHAHAHAHAHA.

Awesome.

A.

[mumblemutter.livejournal.com]

i like how you're the only one laughing here. freak.

cm

[mumblemutter.livejournal.com]

But it's FUNNY come on!

HOLEY! AHAHAHAHAHA!

*ahem*

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

I haven't been able to sanction the thought of furries since "The Rangers of NIMH." *shudders*

[dine.livejournal.com]

that lamb has a disturbingly come-hither expression on its face.

I foolishly clicked the link and am probably scarred for life. remind me - why am I foolish enough to read your journal, again?

[cocoajava.livejournal.com]

Oh great. My will to live just vanished. And I had SO many things to do this weekend!!!!!!

Furries. Yeeeeek.

[zarahemla.livejournal.com]

*stupidly, follows link*

Oh. My. Eyes.

*gropes blindly for the bleach*

[kidkoala.livejournal.com]

Actually, the kicker is the non-furry "holey" Jesus at the end of the page.
My brain was already melted, however, so no further harm was done.

[glitterdemon.livejournal.com]

you know, it wouldn't load for me? and i'm going to take that as a sign.

[darlita.livejournal.com]

Fucking hell, I HAVE GONE BLIND- I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE.

The LOOK on that damn lamb's face. OMG O_o

[wemblee.livejournal.com]

*blink*

Aslan?