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miss maggie ([personal profile] bossymarmalade) wrote2005-04-30 03:55 pm
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and tell you when your arse is showing

After the last two concerts I had tickets for being cancelled, after missing the U2 video shoot on Wednesday, and most of all after not having been able to afford to see the Elevation tour when it came around and STILL having a HIDEOUS, ENRAGING experience involving people who were in town to go to the show -- my bad, awful concert karma must be paid in full. Because last night, [livejournal.com profile] silvrsolace and I got to see U2

We got to GM Place at 8:30 in the morning, convinced that there would be lines of people who'd slept there, but in fact there were only about twelve scalpers and four other fans in front of us. By 9:30 our numbers had grown to include "Tiny Girl" from Victoria, the "Leader of the Revolution" who threatened uprisings if anybody cut in line in front of us, "Mr. Thong" whose flip-flops were killing him by the end of the day, and "Brian Kinney" who looked like, well, a kind Canadian version of Brian Kinney. There was also American Girl, who boasted about having been to both Seattle shows and who was gonna go to the Vegas and Chicago shows; she left halfway through the morning without a word and then magically reappeared at six pm, showered and changed and makeupped, and wanted her place back in line. Which Brian Kinney was having fucking NONE OF.

Anyhow. After an entire day of standing, sitting, smoking, whining, and cracking jokes to keep each other from going nuts, the box office finally released tickets at 6:30 pm. This kind of sucked because if they'd released them earlier, we were gonna get one for [livejournal.com profile] lance_nerd, but that didn't happen; at this late juncture, [livejournal.com profile] silvrsolace and I were ready to take tickets behind the stage, if that's what it took. We grabbed up the first tickets the guy offered us and went inside to find our seats, and we kept going down and down the stairs until we were SEVEN ROWS from the stage walkway. Our seats were on The Edge's side of the stage, about a metre ahead of it, and have I mentioned SEVEN ROWS away? I had to ask the people behind me if we were sitting in the right place and these were really our seats, because I've never had such good seats in my LIFE.

The Kings of Leon opened, and they were fine but whatever. Eventually they went away and U2 came out and the beaded curtains came down and there was an explosion of shimmery confetti and "City of Blinding Lights", and I could SEE them! I could see their FACES! I had a completely unobstructed view, and it occurred that we should have brought cameras but how could we possibly KNOW? Adam kept prowling around the walkway and whenever he reached our side we'd all fling up our arms in adoration and he'd do that cat-that-ate-the-canary smile and nod at us. And Edge, omg, I can't even express what it was like seeing him play the guitar so close up, and his solemn little face! Larry was the only one I didn't see much, but that's okay because for me it always was and always will be BONO BONO BONO.

They did Vertigo, Beautiful Day, Sometimes You Can't Make it On Your Own, Elevation, Pride (In The Name of Love). Bono put on this gorgeous red-and-black leather jacket for "Love and Peace or Else" and the bass for that song was so primal and just went through your throat and spine while Bono slinked around rolling the lyrics out, and then they did "Bullet the Blue Sky" and he blindfolded himself for half of it and then banged away on the drumset at the front of the walkway like a taiko drummer and it was glorious. When they did "Sunday Bloody Sunday" he ended it with a chorus of "When Johnny Comes Marching Home" and I got fucking shivers, but when The Edge came up to the keyboard and started playing "Running to Stand Still" it was like something out of a goddamn dream. Remember in the Rattle & Hum show when they show him, all serene and bathed in blue light and those clean clear notes from the keyboard? That was it EXACTLY. And all I had to do was turn my head and look at him, barely ten feet from me and perfect in every way.

There weren't a lot of effects, just the beaded curtains and different lighting cues (especially for songs like "Where the Streets Have No Name" and "Mysterious Ways"), but they were totally un-fucking-needed. The crowd responded to every goddamn thing Bono did or said, like when he asked one girl in the ellipse to give him her lipstick (and then proceeded to put it ON!) and about six other lipsticks came flying onto the stage. We sang along to everything, picked up the choruses when Bono was getting a drink (*moment of awed, lust-filled silence*), and cheered loudly for the only other "effect" which was a screen playing footage of a lady talking about civil equality and each person's inalienable right to freedom and fair treatment.

And he went around and around the walkway mouthing "thank you!" at us when we accorded him worship, and talked about Make Poverty History because so many of us were wearing the white bands, pointed out that much of the plans were based on the work of Canadian Lester B. Pearson and made us take out our cell phones, promise to call Paul Martin and chastise him for trying to back out of Canada's monetary committment to the cause, and hold them up as lights while he sang "One". At this point I called [livejournal.com profile] lance_nerd on my cell and just left it on for the rest of the song; I'm not sure if she even got my call, since it was too loud to try and actually *say* anything!

After "One" they left the stage, but of course there were two encores, and to be honest I barely remember what happened because after doing "Zoo Station" they did "Mysterious Ways" and it seemed to go on gloriously FOREVER and left me in a hypnotic trance. I think the other songs were "Original of the Species", "The Fly", and "All Because of You", but who really cares. The important thing is that BONO WAS SO GODDAMN INCREDIBLE AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

They finished off with "40" and Bono told us that they'd all really loved their stay in Vancouver and they'd taped the whole show, hope you don't mind. *g* He got us all singing the "how long" chorus and one by one their instruments dropped out as they left the stage, Adam first, then The Edge, and it was just Larry playing drums along to the crowd singing for at least eight repetitions; then he stopped and sat there frowning in his Larry way, and then he did a fabulous crashing drum solo before finally leaving the stage as well.

And that was it, folks. And my ears are still ringing and I spent most of the day asleep from sheer exhaustion and my feet hurt, but damn. I'll never have such good concert seats again, and the fact that it was for my most beloved of bands, U2? Sheer ecstatic BLISS. I could see the expressions on their faces, I could see them playing their instruments, and I never ONCE had to look at the screen to see what was going on. It was unbelievable, it was visceral, and I am so, so thankful that I got to see them. I didn't cry at the concert because I was just too overcome with joy at being there, but I think I will now. Excuse me. *g*

[identity profile] gal-montag.livejournal.com 2005-04-30 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
*lives vicariously through you* I went to one of the Denver shows, but I was far far away.
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2005-05-01 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
When I went to see PopMart lo so many years ago, I had high-up balcony seats and the acoustics were terrible! I never, EVER thought I'd have seats this good. eeee!

[identity profile] gal-montag.livejournal.com 2005-05-01 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Man, I wasn't old enough during PopMart (17) to go alone (read: my mom thought I'd certainly be murdered if I went and she wasn't about to go with me) I was broke around Elevation, so this was my first one. (Which I only got to see because I am apparently lucky.) I'm sad it's already over.

[identity profile] overloved.livejournal.com 2005-04-30 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
i love bono *more* now for having made you so damn happy. you are lovely.
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2005-05-01 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
That is the sweetest thing EVER. You precious, precious girl! *loves on you*

[identity profile] cimarosa.livejournal.com 2005-04-30 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I hate you! Seeing U2 live is right up there on my list of Things You Really Need To Do Before You Die. Incidentally, so is Groping Larry Mullen Jr. But we won't get into that.
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2005-05-01 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
ahahahah! I think Larry could be talked into some gropage by the right person. *g* And seriously, I could die right now and be pretty darn happy.

[identity profile] between-names.livejournal.com 2005-05-01 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'm so absolutely thrilled for you :) I wish everyone could have the experience of seeing a band they truly love from magical seats. ::snugs::
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2005-05-01 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
It was so amazing. And "magical" is exactly the right word to use. *snuggle*

[identity profile] robanybody.livejournal.com 2005-05-01 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Reading this just reminded me of the awesome concert experiences I've had in the past, and I am *so* glad that they made you so happy. :D
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2005-05-01 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
It would take actual work for U2 to NOT make me happy, but dude, this was just...mindblowing. eeeeeeee!!!

[identity profile] smartlikejustin.livejournal.com 2005-05-01 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
I'm all 'I was EIGHT ROWS away! NEED TO BE CLOSER!!"

No, but seriously, that's so FANTASTIC! I'm so happy for you. We should all get the chance to truly worship at the feet of the man who is our true leader. I'm also rethinking my decision not to go to this tour. Hmmmm...
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2005-05-01 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
I thought of you guys when the Pontiff was singing about the scent of a newborn baby's head. *g* The concert was amazingly awesome, and there was such a good mix of all the older songs that I like in with the new ones, and the beaded curtains are such a lovely touch, and oh! I can't say enough good about it. You won't regret it if you go!!

[personal profile] ex_halo669 2005-05-01 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
reading this made me CRY, dammit. because I know how fucking amazing they are, and for you to be so close and to feel the music rumbling through you and Bono and all of it and just. yeah. you know what I mean.

I am so, so happy you finally got your fantastic concert, honey. and! Mysterious Ways! I would have died right then. yes.

<3
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2005-05-01 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
I thought of you right from the opening notes of "Love and Peace or Else", because oh JESUS. Bono in that jacket and the deep, deep bass and the flailing lights and all the hands reaching up in adoration, and it was just beautiful gorgeous insanity and I wish, I so very much wish that everybody who loves U2 like we do could get the chance to see them like that. It was tremendous, and it was like nothing I've ever experienced before, and oh, lord. As if they didn't own me heart and soul ALREADY, y'know?

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[identity profile] ms-nerd.livejournal.com 2005-05-01 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
I GOT IT!! I GOT IT ON MY VOICE MAIL!

Dude, that was the best fucking phone call I ever got IN MY LIFE. I thank you so much for calling me :D

I'm so so so so happy you two had a great time. You know I feel okay with not seeing them for some reason. Like this wasn't my time (or something stupid like that) but next time baby hopefully we can go together ;D

{{{hugs you hard}}}
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2005-05-28 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I am SO GLAD that message went through. There's nobody else I would rather have left such a message for, darling. *mwah*

[identity profile] chootoy.livejournal.com 2005-05-01 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
I'm so glad you got to see them. ::smidges:: Once in a lifetime, eh!!!!
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2005-05-28 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
COMPLETELY once in a lifetime! If they base the DVD on that concert I will DIE of GLEE!!

[identity profile] afrikate.livejournal.com 2005-05-01 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds like the most amazing experience. How great that you got to see them like that. Congratulations!

*lives vicariously through you*
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2005-05-28 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much! I usually have nosebleed seats and extremely cruddy concert karma, so it's like it all paid off in one big swoop. Hee!

[identity profile] imogenics.livejournal.com 2005-05-01 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
What a fantastic review, I'm sort of all athrill with goosebumps just reading it. Lucky you! I hope if I ever see them live, it's half as transporting as what you've described. Yay!
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2005-05-28 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, it was SO awesome. It's almost a month after (because I'm THAT PROMPT about responding to comments lately) and thinking about it still makes me all hoppy and fluttery. eeeee!

[identity profile] rachel-wilder.livejournal.com 2005-05-01 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
That is amazingly awesome and if it couldn't be me, I'm damned glad it was you!!!
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2005-05-28 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much! It was very awesome to be the one with the excellent concert story instead of the one listening, for once. My ship came in, baby!!

[identity profile] xphile101.livejournal.com 2005-05-01 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, what a great recap. I'm seeing them on the 14th and the 22nd and I cannot wait.
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2005-05-28 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
So (since I'm so prompt at responding to comments), you've seen them by now, right? Was it not AWESOME? Those beaded curtains!! Bono's red-and-black jacket! EEEEEEEEE!!!

[identity profile] xphile101.livejournal.com 2005-05-28 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep, seen 'em, and am obsessed. The first show left me kind of "meh," but it might've had more to do with the fact that I was covering quite a few sections by myself and felt some pressure to have things go smoothly to please my boss. *g* But yeah, the second time was out of this world and my new mantra is "Is it October yet?" (They're doing two more shows. Yay. And I work in an arena, in case you hadn't guessed that, or known that. *g*)

I can't even put it into coherent thoughts, but I love Bono and U2 and they were definitely one of the best shows I've ever seen.

[identity profile] stargems.livejournal.com 2005-05-01 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I am crying enough for both of us bitch!! Jesus God. Visceral isn't even the word. You have a fucking primal out of body experience!

Happy, happy day!!!

I'd like details about you HIDEOUS AND ENRAGING concert karma, please.
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[identity profile] bossymarmalade.livejournal.com 2005-05-01 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I seriously went into ecstatic trances during the show, because I can't remember parts of it!

As for the HIDEOUS and ENRAGING events, they went like this:

- I could not get tickets for the Elevation tour because I was broke.
- an acquaintance of my sister's (whom I'd met twice) was coming into town for the show, and needed a place to crash.
- my sister offered to let her stay with us; however, my sister was gonna be away at her military training so it was just me.
- the girl shows up with some guy in tow; she says he's the guy she got her ticket from, and can he stay too?
- while I'm driving them to the venue, the girl blithely informs me that the guy isn't a friend of hers or anything, she only knows him because of the ticket.
- I pick them up afterward and they both sleep at my place. In the morning, the girl's grandparents come to pick her up and she skivves off with them, LEAVING THE GUY WITH ME.
- the guy dithers and makes phone calls and says he can't get a hold of the friends who were gonna pick him up; when he asks to make a long-distance call I decide I've had enough and drive him to the ferries just to GET HIM OUT OF MY HOUSE
- he notices the rosary hanging from my rearview and takes this as a sign to start talking about the Christian messages in U2's songs, complaining that he can't understand why they let "that whore" PJ Harvey open for them
- we quarrel madly about Christianity the entire drive to the ferries; I demand twenty dollars in gas money from him and kick his fucking ass OUT of my car, slamming the door on his offer to give me his number so we can talk some more about Jesus being my Saviour.

I was so angry I must have smoked half a pack of cigarettes on the thirty-minute drive home. Apart from that, it's just been bad luck -- the Stripptified and Nelly concerts getting cancelled! But I can almost deal with that better than fucking idiots who haven't even listened to the latest album by the band they're going to see. arrrrgh!!

[identity profile] stargems.livejournal.com 2005-05-01 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I remembered your concert being cancelled. I thought at most, the rest of your horrid experiences would include lack of funds or horrendous seats or arriving late to a venue or some scheduling mix up.

But aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. What you have just detailed is UNFORGIVEABLE. I mean, there's already you having to entertain and accomodate people who are going to a concert that you covet. But then there's the fucking selfish, irresponsible and potentially dangerous situation of having host STRANGERS on top of all that. And THEN they are the obnoxious, holier than thou type?? Jesus. I don't even smoke and I would have joined in!

I feel you on the band wagon fans who don't have a freaking clue. Those are usually the loudest people. It's not right!

So yes. Very glad this time was worth all previous horror stories. I hope there are many more to come. I, myself, and holding out the Super Boyband reunion tour when NSYNC and Backstreet decide to join forces and milk the cash cow for all it's worth.

*smooch*